Weird man on train
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Eddh

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4,656 posts

215 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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I am currently sat here typing this on my iPhone. There is a very strange looking man on the train. He appears to be sitting at a table seat furiously masturbating and staring at me, at least I think he is. He has a lazy eye.

Drop Test b3nxj

1,091 posts

237 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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WTF??

8Ace

2,835 posts

221 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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How's the fanny rot?

Oakey

27,968 posts

239 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Masturbate back

james_tigerwoods

16,344 posts

220 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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TOENHEEL

4,501 posts

250 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Eddh said:
I am currently sat here typing this on my iPhone. There is a very strange looking man on the train. He appears to be sitting at a table seat furiously masturbating and staring at me, at least I think he is. He has a lazy eye.
Its not Gordon Brown is it?

digger_R

1,808 posts

229 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Eddh said:
I am currently sat here typing this on my iPhone. There is a very strange looking man on the train. He appears to be sitting at a table seat furiously masturbating and staring at me, at least I think he is. He has a lazy eye.
hehe

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

255 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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james_tigerwoods said:
NOt sure 'irritating' is exactly how I would describe someone wking over me while simultaneously looking at me and the door.

fathomfive

11,013 posts

213 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Does he come across as a bit of a prick?

miniman

29,244 posts

285 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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rofl

AlexKP

16,484 posts

267 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Eddh said:
I am currently sat here typing this on my iPhone. There is a very strange looking man on the train. He appears to be sitting at a table seat furiously masturbating and staring at me, at least I think he is. He has a lazy eye.
Perhaps you accidentally boarded The Luurve Train?

Romanymagic

3,298 posts

242 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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My suggestion would be for you to put your clothes back on and he should stop, If not, just run away!

SpydieNut

5,935 posts

246 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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he just *really* likes your iPhone.


adam85

1,264 posts

214 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Eddh said:
I am currently sat here typing this on my iPhone. There is a very strange looking man on the train. He appears to be sitting at a table seat furiously masturbating and staring at me, at least I think he is. He has a lazy eye.
Perhaps he is having a "stroke"

gjc10212

271 posts

229 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Maybe he thinks your a #anker for having an iPhone ;-)

Wacky Racer

40,584 posts

270 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Was this him by any chance??


Eddh

Original Poster:

4,656 posts

215 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Quick update, I have just purchased a mushroom stroganoff to eat while I am on the train, the 'weird man' is still fumbling in his pants and staring at a 12 year old girl now.

Romanymagic

3,298 posts

242 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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what's the stroganoff like? biggrin

Cotty

41,825 posts

307 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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There are always strange people on public transport.
Last night I sat next to a middle aged lady who cried the entire journy. She was holding her hand to her face to try and hide it, while wiping her eyes and sniffing with the odd sob every now and then. I had to double check to see whether I had sat on her hand or trodden on her foot.

Tony*T3

20,911 posts

270 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Lazy eyed mastyrbator on a train....







Edited by Tony*T3 on Tuesday 3rd March 13:18