Why do chavs?
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Republik

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4,525 posts

213 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Why do chavs feel the need to shout at you when you walk/cycle past them?

It's only when they are in groups and I can only presume they are bored.

Today, on my way home from work. I'm cycling through the park. I get to the exit and there are 2 chav boys sitting on the wall and 3 chavs girls standing at the exit in front of them.

One of the girls shouts, "Oh look at him on his bike." One of the others shouts "Look at the sexy !" (what the fk does that mean?)

I ride past them, as you do. Not acknowledging them bar a simple middle fingered salute. Then carry on with my otherwise uneventful journey.

Why do they do it? What's the point? I'm fairly sure I didn't do this to a random stranger as they walked or cycled past me when I was there age, even when I was with a group of mates.

krallicious

4,312 posts

228 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Why didn't you kick her in the cootch?

zollburgers

1,284 posts

206 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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I used to go jogging around main roads but not anymore. I've had everything from wholf whistles by (I think) girls and the usual verbal abuse. I've also had a bottle thrown from a passing car, which hit me in the face, and I've been shot with a BB gun drive-by style. That hit me on the hand but could have been a lot worse and would have been very nasty if it hit me in the face. I hate chavs.

Orb the Impaler

1,881 posts

213 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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If there is nobody around who knows me, I'm nowhere near home and the group isn't too big I tend to go for their alcohol - last scrote that gave me abuse as I passed a McDonalds in town got his Carling snatched off him and stamped on.

I hate chavs with a passion that I cannot adequately (spel?) describe. Utter lowlife and the single worst thing about life in the UK I believe.

And yes, OP, I agree - I don't know what it is with the little fkers. I hate them.

TankRizzo

7,908 posts

216 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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A girl called you sexy, and you swore at her? confused

Republik

Original Poster:

4,525 posts

213 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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TankRizzo said:
A girl called you sexy, and you swore at her? confused
If she had left it sexy then yes, fine. But is not a term of endearment in my book!

minimatt1967

17,361 posts

229 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Coz dey iz ard innit?


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DrTre

12,957 posts

255 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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I'm somewhat disappointed to see the OP wasn't:

"Suddenly appear,
every time,
You are near.
Just like me,
They long to be,
Close to you!"

Anyway, boredom. That and the complete inability to go through life without stating the bleedin' obvious. You know the sort, they just say something, anything to make a noise, observing and repeating what they see without thinking about it. In short, fkwits.

moleamol

15,887 posts

286 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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A group of chav girls were stood in the entrance to a petrol station kiosk when the gobbiest one put her arms across the door in front of me and said 'What's the password'. I put on my best paedophile face and leant towards her and said 'rape'. Seemed to work.

RsSpyder

781 posts

221 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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moleamol said:
A group of chav girls were stood in the entrance to a petrol station kiosk when the gobbiest one put her arms across the door in front of me and said 'What's the password'. I put on my best paedophile face and leant towards her and said 'rape'. Seemed to work.
clapclapclaproflroflrofl

Republik

Original Poster:

4,525 posts

213 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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moleamol said:
A group of chav girls were stood in the entrance to a petrol station kiosk when the gobbiest one put her arms across the door in front of me and said 'What's the password'. I put on my best paedophile face and leant towards her and said 'rape'. Seemed to work.
biggrin must remember that one!

sday12

5,066 posts

234 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Orb the Impaler said:
If there is nobody around who knows me, I'm nowhere near home and the group isn't too big I tend to go for their alcohol - last scrote that gave me abuse as I passed a McDonalds in town got his Carling snatched off him and stamped on.

I hate chavs with a passion that I cannot adequately (spel?) describe. Utter lowlife and the single worst thing about life in the UK I believe.

And yes, OP, I agree - I don't know what it is with the little fkers. I hate them.
how about a cold blooded asault?

sday12

5,066 posts

234 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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zollburgers said:
I used to go jogging around main roads but not anymore. I've had everything from wholf whistles by (I think) girls and the usual verbal abuse. I've also had a bottle thrown from a passing car, which hit me in the face, and I've been shot with a BB gun drive-by style. That hit me on the hand but could have been a lot worse and would have been very nasty if it hit me in the face. I hate chavs.
Earn more, live in a better area, job done.......

Orb the Impaler

1,881 posts

213 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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sday12 said:
Orb the Impaler said:
If there is nobody around who knows me, I'm nowhere near home and the group isn't too big I tend to go for their alcohol - last scrote that gave me abuse as I passed a McDonalds in town got his Carling snatched off him and stamped on.

I hate chavs with a passion that I cannot adequately (spel?) describe. Utter lowlife and the single worst thing about life in the UK I believe.

And yes, OP, I agree - I don't know what it is with the little fkers. I hate them.
how about a cold blooded asault?
I reckon they'd be the first to be calling the rozzers! Not something they can do if you "accidentally" squash their illegal can of beer smile

Melissa_

21 posts

205 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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moleamol said:
A group of chav girls were stood in the entrance to a petrol station kiosk when the gobbiest one put her arms across the door in front of me and said 'What's the password'. I put on my best paedophile face and leant towards her and said 'rape'. Seemed to work.
Kudos, that's classic.

steve.c

12,171 posts

232 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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A chav girl had written into yesterdays agony aunt column in 'The Sun'
it read...
I'm 14 years old and still a virgin, do you think my brothers are gay?

apotek

686 posts

208 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Trouble is the buggers are breeding faster than the rest of us!

DickyC

56,777 posts

221 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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apotek said:
Trouble is the buggers are breeding faster than the rest of us!
With luck there will be a regression to the norm.

minimatt1967

17,361 posts

229 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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DickyC said:
apotek said:
Trouble is the buggers are breeding faster than the rest of us!
With luck there will be a regression to the norm.
Sorry O/T
Dicky was that your Mini Cooper I followed out of Goodwood on the back of a you know what on sunday?

Jasandjules

71,909 posts

252 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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apotek said:
Trouble is the buggers are breeding faster than the rest of us!
Bullets travel faster than chavs.