What's funnier: lamp post or dog erm, mess??
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Having just seen someone on a pushbike turning around to look at a womans arse, then promptly hitting a lamp post head on, I have been wondering: is there anything funnier?
I may be considered immature, but I laughed for a good ten minutes.
Is this funnier than someone (preferably in a suit) walking straight into some dog s
t then trying to wipe it off?
I may be considered immature, but I laughed for a good ten minutes.
Is this funnier than someone (preferably in a suit) walking straight into some dog s
t then trying to wipe it off?Seeing someone on a treadmill press the "Go" button and without moving a muscle just go from vertical to horizontal in a split second. Her head bounced, I mean it actually bounced
I know it's not nice to laugh (she was OK, albeit very dazed) and I didn't when she was still in the room but I was nearly sick 3 times from laughing while exercising in the half hour following...
I know it's not nice to laugh (she was OK, albeit very dazed) and I didn't when she was still in the room but I was nearly sick 3 times from laughing while exercising in the half hour following...
I should really be ashamed, but anything like this just cracks me up.
My favourite e mail ever was the old woman in an mobility scooter on two wheels in a trench.
Or indeed rik mayell in 'more bad news' where he stands in some st- I saw a bloke in London do a complete replay of it and nearly passed out with laughter-can't find it anywhere to put a link to it though
My favourite e mail ever was the old woman in an mobility scooter on two wheels in a trench.
Or indeed rik mayell in 'more bad news' where he stands in some s
t- I saw a bloke in London do a complete replay of it and nearly passed out with laughter-can't find it anywhere to put a link to it though
Acknowledgement to a b3ta member, this is one of the funniest things I've ever read:
"Sheffield gets a lot of bad press regarding its public transport system. To be fair as if you don't live on the tramline you're stuck with First (the worst) Buses.
Being fortunate enough to live slap bang in the middle of the City Centre I am able to catch trams to just about anywhere that I may need to be.
Right so having begun the trip out towards the cinema just outside the City Centre I am happily sat upon the tram as we pass through the outskirts of Sheffield. As the Tram arrives at the Attercliffe stop for whatever reason the driver has pushed the wrong button in the cab and both sets of doors have opened. Nothing overly fascinating in that. My attention is drawn away from the extra set of open doors to an elderly lady in her mobility scooter. The tram platform and the entrance to the tram are about level, occasionally there is a lip of a couple of inches.
As the lady is trying to get the scooter on to the tram she is hitting the lip. The conductor makes his way down and utters the immortal line.
"Jus' rev it me duck, you'll be reet"
She follows these instructions with aplomb. Backing the scooter up about ten feet. She hits the accelerate and becomes a blur. She hits the little lip buggy bounces up into the tram. Sadly she didn't apply the brakes as quickly and promptly shot out the (mistakenly) open doors opposite landing on the opposite side of the track and crashing into the platform.
To this day it is probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
The conductors reaction was just as funny. After looking through the doors to make she was ok, which she was, he simply called after nher
"Look here Penelope Pitstop, this is a tram stop not the start line in Wacky Races""
"Sheffield gets a lot of bad press regarding its public transport system. To be fair as if you don't live on the tramline you're stuck with First (the worst) Buses.
Being fortunate enough to live slap bang in the middle of the City Centre I am able to catch trams to just about anywhere that I may need to be.
Right so having begun the trip out towards the cinema just outside the City Centre I am happily sat upon the tram as we pass through the outskirts of Sheffield. As the Tram arrives at the Attercliffe stop for whatever reason the driver has pushed the wrong button in the cab and both sets of doors have opened. Nothing overly fascinating in that. My attention is drawn away from the extra set of open doors to an elderly lady in her mobility scooter. The tram platform and the entrance to the tram are about level, occasionally there is a lip of a couple of inches.
As the lady is trying to get the scooter on to the tram she is hitting the lip. The conductor makes his way down and utters the immortal line.
"Jus' rev it me duck, you'll be reet"
She follows these instructions with aplomb. Backing the scooter up about ten feet. She hits the accelerate and becomes a blur. She hits the little lip buggy bounces up into the tram. Sadly she didn't apply the brakes as quickly and promptly shot out the (mistakenly) open doors opposite landing on the opposite side of the track and crashing into the platform.
To this day it is probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
The conductors reaction was just as funny. After looking through the doors to make she was ok, which she was, he simply called after nher
"Look here Penelope Pitstop, this is a tram stop not the start line in Wacky Races""
Edited by DrTre on Wednesday 4th March 16:20
Had a woman once who just walked into the middle of the road who I saw, slowed down for and waited for to cross. When she turned around and saw that there was a car 2 metres away from her, she somehow managed to do this wierd half zulu dance half triple jump in the middle of the road. Oh how i pissed myself laughing.
At my best friends wedding his brides aunt comes to sit down in the row of chairs and trips right in front me on the step up to the platform and clunks her head on the floor, but her neck twisted!! FOR fkS SAKES I thought she broke it by the looks of how it twisted and the impact in which she fell. The noise reverberated all through out... I know its fked up, but I laughed so incredibly hard, replaying the incident over and over again. Turns out she was a little topsy turvy from champagne. tears are rolling down my cheeks just thinking about it right now.
kS SAKES I thought she broke it by the looks of how it twisted and the impact in which she fell. The noise reverberated all through out... I know its fked up, but I laughed so incredibly hard, replaying the incident over and over again. Turns out she was a little topsy turvy from champagne. tears are rolling down my cheeks just thinking about it right now. 
DrTre said:
The Sheffield Tram Lady
In a similar vein, there is the legend of Victoria Station. I can't swear this story is true. I first heard it 30 years ago in the days of slam doors, so it could have happened, and perhaps as far back as the days of steam.Anyone who has used the mainline station will know that the trains enter via a bridge over the Thames. If the platforms are full, incoming trains may halt in this area awaiting a departing train.
One morning, the commuter train pulls up. Suddenly a city type jumps up, thinking the train has reached the station, opens the door and steps out - only to disappear from sight onto oil-soaked hardcore. Now, in the way only the British can, the carriage remains silent and no one moves to help.
After a few seconds, hands, a sweaty red face, and eventually a dirty, torn suit reappear as the gent scrambles back in. Once in, he dusts himself off, apologises, and promptly opens & steps out the opposite door...
Now that I would pay to see.
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