That groaning noise you make when.......

[Cara Van Man]

you bend over or stand up.

It's old age putting it's claws into you and refusing to let go.

Yes, I've realised I do it when tying my laces or standing up.

fk

This phenomenom, added to the fact I have a paint stirring stick, several unused power tools and a middle aged mans motorcycle has well and truly started my countdown to death.

st

[GKP]

It's not the groaning when I'm standing up, it's the farting when I bend down that people seem to object to.

[Legend83]

Your talking about wking, aren't you?

[mechsympathy]

Cara Van Man said:

a middle aged mans motorcycle

At least you have a motorcycle

[Cara Van Man]

Legend83 said:

Your talking about wking, aren't you?

a) No
b) 'your' is spelt you're as in 'you are'.

HTH

[Mike400]

Hmm....still at an early stage....unless:

you start sentences with "I remember when"

you choose clothes purely based on how practical they are (especially applies to shoes, I remember when my dad entered the "hush puppies" stage)

You have a nap in front of the TV after dinner

You are generally disapproving of most things

Edited by Mike400 on Thursday 5th March 08:59

[tonyvid]

Have you started saying "I better keep that, it will come in useful one day" ?

[Pvapour]

Must admit that i read the title thinking it would be about when you fall or get whacked by something, not noticed it from just bending over, how old are you? if your 40-50 I'd say you need to exercise a bit more

Older than that & I think it's exusable

never used to make groaning noises after a fall when I was younger though, so for me, there is a definite change a goin on

[sday12]

'a few beers' puts you in a coma for a week

[merc_man]

Last night when going to bed I complained "Bloody hell, it's like Blackpool Illuminations up here" due to the number of upstairs lights left on in rooms with no or sleeping occupants.

[anonymous-user]

Cara Van Man said:

. . . has well and truly started my countdown to death.

tic tock . . . tic tock . .

Never mind CVM you'll be dead soon!

http://www.deathclock.com/

[sday12]

merc_man said:

Last night when going to bed I complained "Bloody hell, it's like Blackpool Illuminations up here" due to the number of upstairs lights left on in rooms with no or sleeping occupants.

[Legend83]

Cara Van Man said:

Legend83 said:

Your talking about wking, aren't you?

a) No
b) 'your' is spelt you're as in 'you are'.

HTH

God damn it! This site needs a spell-checker!

[Cara Van Man]

Pvapour said:

I'd say you need to exercise a bit more

I don't think so, sunshine. In my job I get plenty.

[Cara Van Man]

el stovey said:

Cara Van Man said:

. . . has well and truly started my countdown to death.

tic tock . . . tic tock . .

Never mind CVM you'll be dead soon!

http://www.deathclock.com/

I should be okay, I don't fly much

[TonyHetherington]

Legend83 said:

Cara Van Man said:

Legend83 said:

Your talking about wking, aren't you?

a) No
b) 'your' is spelt you're as in 'you are'.

HTH

God damn it! This site needs a spell-checker!

Why would it pick up "your" ?

[Legend83]

TonyHetherington said:

Legend83 said:

Cara Van Man said:

Legend83 said:

Your talking about wking, aren't you?

a) No
b) 'your' is spelt you're as in 'you are'.

HTH

God damn it! This site needs a spell-checker!

Why would it pick up "your" ?

I am going back to bed.

[dillenger]

and its the nose hair that flaps in the wind when the roof is down

[Pvapour]

Cara Van Man said:

Pvapour said:

I'd say you need to exercise a bit more

I don't think so, sunshine. In my job I get plenty.

you must do lots of groaning then sony

[Cara Van Man]

Pvapour said:

Cara Van Man said:

Pvapour said:

I'd say you need to exercise a bit more

I don't think so, sunshine. In my job I get plenty.

you must do lots of groaning then sony

I do

I have the theory that it's my excessive lifestyle that has led to my premature demise. That and falling off several motorbikes at high speed.