Not a very nice lady

[andygo]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...

Wonder if he talks a bit funny now?

[Pesty]

Why would you stick your tongue anywhere near that? I'd rather go without

FFS man thats what the internet is for

[pokethepope]

Pesty said:

Why would you stick your tongue anywhere near that? I'd rather go without

FFS man thats what the internet is for

+1

[Austin.J]

Davies, of Gateshead, denies causing grievous bodily harm with intent and claims she does not know how the injury was caused.

[Bowler]

Pesty said:

Why would you stick your tongue anywhere near that? I'd rather go without

FFS man thats what the internet is for

+2

No tongue = Retribution for going with a fat minger...

[Orb the Impaler]

Crikey! I have notoriously low standards in women and will shag any old fat council house minger, I don't even need to be pissed! But I wouldn't put my tongue (or any other piece of my anatomy) any where near her

[ShadownINja]

This is what happens when you break rule 2 of Nervous' list of rules...

"2: never date fat, ugly chics."

[B.J.W]

Tellingly, she was previously employed in 'Customer Services'...

Which, in reality, should have given our short tongued lothario every warning he should have ever needed that he was potentially dealing with a complete lunatic.

[B.J.W]

andygo said:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...

Wonder if he talks a bit funny now?

Well if he doesn't talk funny, I'd imagine he sure as hell walks funny after having that fat heffer bouncing up and down on top of him.

[Bigdrift]

[Carreauchompeur]

Bulldog chewing a wasp. Or, indeed, a tongue. What a hound.

[Incorrigible]

She looks nice to me, nice norks

[HUW JONES]

I would rather suck pus from a dead rat's arse.

[Bowler]

Well, he won't be muffing her again will he...

Literally!

Silly (fat, ugly) cow, talk about biting off the hand that feeds you..

[cardigankid]

The clue is in the word 'Gateshead'.

Let that be a lesson to you, lads.

[B.J.W]

After reflecting further upon this thread, I bet he is glad that he did not stick his dick in her mouth.

I'd say he got off lightly with a slight speech impediment.

[Brianamal]

I do believe I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[MOTORVATOR]

He said: "I threamed, phthinking it wath some kind of joke for a few theconds, then I threamed more and more and more and thried to thap her on the head.

"I thouldn't kick her off or puth her off or anything like thrat. I was juth hoping and thpraying thee would stop but thee didn't.

"Thee had my thongue in her mouth and thee went 'mmmm' ath though thee was thatisfied.

"Thee ooked at me thraight in the eyes, the made thaw I thaw half of my thongue wath athually in her mouth and thee that ith outh on the carpet.

"My immediathe reaction wath hath thith really happened, hathe I hath some sorth of nighthmare? Tho I thecked and my thongue had gone, thee had athually done ith."

[kit80]

Leave her alone...she was probably just hungry! She couldn't help it!

[Mark-2]

She handed the tongue to police officers in a plastic bag and said "We had a domestic and I bit his tongue off" yet is now claiming she doesn't know how it happened?