on the lash with ashley cole or jack tweed(tweedy?)

[carlovers]

Right you HAVE to go for a p### up with either of the above,who would it be? i'd go for the pile of rubbish tweed at least he might get a round in.

[RJB_666]

Ashley Cole, so when he's drunk i'll get Cheryl Tweedy's phone number

[OllieC]

either, but i suspect my glass would connect with their face at some point.

Edited by OllieC on Thursday 5th March 21:52

[dienamic]

Tweed, I don't know enough about him to hate him as much as I do Ashley Cole. Don't think I'll share a taxi with him though.

[Cotty]

Who is ashley cole

[Uhura_Fighter]

carlovers said:

Right you HAVE to go for a p### up with either of the above,who would it be? i'd go for the pile of rubbish tweed at least he might get a round in.

Get around in, are you sure? He strikes me as the kind of lad that is very good at spending other peoples money....

[jammy_basturd]

RJB_666 said:

Ashley Cole, so when he's drunk i'll get Cheryl Tweedy's phone number

Following on from that thought, he's bound to have some nice pics or footage of her on his phone. Of course as a drinking budding you'd HAVE to take care of his phone if he were to get drunk. Wouldn't want him losing it and it falling into the wrong hands.

[Shaw Tarse]

dienamic said:

Tweed, I don't know enough about him to hate him as much as I do Ashley Cole. Don't think I'll share a taxi with him though.

Cotty said:

Who is ashley cole?

Cheryl from Girls Aloud's hubby.

[mikechandler]

Cotty said:

Who is ashley cole

Some tw@t who nearly crashed his car because his agent had just told him Arsenal were 'only' offering him £55,000 p/w.

[Monkey Tennis]

Cole. King of the c*nts, but you do get the potential benefit of Tweedy turning up to join you, and check he's not f*cking a pig.

Tweed - total nobody, plus Goody might visit.

[Shaw Tarse]

mikechandler said:

Cotty said:

Who is ashley cole

Some tw@t who nearly crashed his car because his agent had just told him Arsenal were 'only' offering him £55,000 p/w.

Did his mobile ring?

[anonymous-user]

Id rather stand in the street and piss all over myself rather than actually have to spend an evening with either of these two!

[Cotty]

Shaw Tarse said:

Cotty said:

Who is ashley cole?

Cheryl from Girls Aloud's hubby.

That clarify's things . I take it he kicks a ball about and showers with men.

[RJB_666]

jammy_basturd said:

RJB_666 said:

Ashley Cole, so when he's drunk i'll get Cheryl Tweedy's phone number

Following on from that thought, he's bound to have some nice pics or footage of her on his phone. Of course as a drinking budding you'd HAVE to take care of his phone if he were to get drunk. Wouldn't want him losing it and it falling into the wrong hands.

We need a plan for this. Would this be before or after punching him square in the face? This is a promise that i have made my Dad aswell as something i'd feel i'd need to do. The arse hole does not deserve a woman like her

[Shaw Tarse]

RJB_666 said:

jammy_basturd said:

RJB_666 said:

Ashley Cole, so when he's drunk i'll get Cheryl Tweedy's phone number

Following on from that thought, he's bound to have some nice pics or footage of her on his phone. Of course as a drinking budding you'd HAVE to take care of his phone if he were to get drunk. Wouldn't want him losing it and it falling into the wrong hands.

We need a plan for this. Would this be before or after punching him square in the face? This is a promise that i have made my Dad aswell as something i'd feel i'd need to do. The arse hole does not deserve a woman like her

Feel free to him RJB, though Ashley may have hidden his phone

Edited by Shaw Tarse on Thursday 5th March 22:22

[plasticpusher]

Ashley all the way...

Just because there is a slight possibility he will introduce me to Cheryl, she will fall in love with me and we will move to Northern Scotland the have sex for the rest of our lives.

[hot metal]

Cotty said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Cotty said:

Who is ashley cole?

Cheryl from Girls Aloud's hubby.

That clarify's things . I take it he kicks a ball about and showers with men.

about right I`d say.

[Fallen Angel]

Don't know the thinking of the OP but I reckon if Stevie G was in the running he would be a good laught on a night out...

Just a suggestion

oh and if I had to pick... it would be Ashley Cole although he is a jumped up XXXX

[carlovers]

Fallen, stevie g is not allowed ,seems a good bloke right place wrong time imho.

[RJB_666]

Shaw Tarse said:

RJB_666 said:

jammy_basturd said:

RJB_666 said:

Ashley Cole, so when he's drunk i'll get Cheryl Tweedy's phone number

Following on from that thought, he's bound to have some nice pics or footage of her on his phone. Of course as a drinking budding you'd HAVE to take care of his phone if he were to get drunk. Wouldn't want him losing it and it falling into the wrong hands.

We need a plan for this. Would this be before or after punching him square in the face? This is a promise that i have made my Dad aswell as something i'd feel i'd need to do. The arse hole does not deserve a woman like her

Feel free to him RJB, though Ashley may have hidden his phone

Edited by Shaw Tarse on Thursday 5th March 22:22

Then i will punch him harder