My fiancee walked into a lamp post last night

[funkyrobot]

So, we are walking home from the supermarket (about quarter to nine) and she is commenting on this very nice Merc parked up outside. As she is walking along, looking to her right, she doesn't notice a lamp post infront of her.

Donk! She walks right into it!

It was bloody hilarious!! Just like out of a comedy sketch. She had only had one glass of alcohol too.

Mind you, I did get a telling off for not telling her it was there, but I was eating a cream bun!

[tenohfive]

I'd find that more funny if I hadn't done that myself

[escargot]

Silly mare. It's even more funny now you've told the entire internet. Make sure you point her in the direction of this thread just to seal in her embarrassment.

[funkyrobot]

escargot said:

Silly mare. It's even more funny now you've told the entire internet. Make sure you point her in the direction of this thread just to seal in her embarrassment.

I will show her tonight, after sex of course.

[hornetrider]

Wow, that's absolutely amazing. Maybe I should start a separate thread to regale you all of the time my wife almost tripped on a kerb? I laughed like a drain I can assure you.

[escargot]

funkyrobot said:

escargot said:

Silly mare. It's even more funny now you've told the entire internet. Make sure you point her in the direction of this thread just to seal in her embarrassment.

I will show her tonight, after sex of course.

Good man... or you could show her whilst having sex? It could be like a 'virtual' donkey punch?

[illmonkey]

fatty.

[Landlord]

hornetrider said:

Maybe I should start a separate thread to regale you all of the time my wife almost tripped on a kerb?

Why? - nothing actually happened on that occasion - the OP's missus actually did walk in to the post.

[Prometheus]

Dump her and get one that isn't retarded.

[funkyrobot]

hornetrider said:

Wow, that's absolutely amazing. Maybe I should start a separate thread to regale you all of the time my wife almost tripped on a kerb? I laughed like a drain I can assure you.

I guess that with your current attitude, you haven't been able to 'ride the hornet' for a while?

[DamoLLb]

funkyrobot said:

She had only had one glass of alcohol too.

she likes a drink then

[funkyrobot]

Prometheus said:

Dump her and get one that isn't retarded.

But then I'd have nobody who agrees with me?

[funkyrobot]

escargot said:

funkyrobot said:

escargot said:

Silly mare. It's even more funny now you've told the entire internet. Make sure you point her in the direction of this thread just to seal in her embarrassment.

I will show her tonight, after sex of course.

Good man... or you could show her whilst having sex? It could be like a 'virtual' donkey punch?

I'll give that a try. Show her just on the vinegar stroke or something? Should be interesting.

[Mattygooner]

Wife beater!

[funkyrobot]

Mattygooner said:

Wife beater!

We're not married, yet!

[cheshire_cat]

My mate once walked into a lamp post whilst sticking two fingers up at a street sweeper.

We had previously tried to jump onto the back of said sweeper for a free ride home but he slammed the brakes on.

I guess you had to be there.

[bumblebee]

At least she didn't walk in to a lamp post whilst reading a newspaper.

And then apologise to it.

[dibbers006]

Daily Mail style vaguely related image to help you better 'understand' and 'appreciate' the story...

Edited by dibbers006 on Friday 6th March 15:00

[Maxf]

lol... worst 'I gave my fiance a slap last night for my dinner not being on the table at 6 and am getting a back story sorted out' post ever.

[HRG]

Blue AMG SL?