How to resist cakes at work

[Legend83]

HOW???

Every day this week in the office, someone has had a fking birthday/come back from hols etc etc, and loaded up the tables with cakes, sweets, chocolate etc.

My mind tells my body not to eat too much, but my body does not listen.

A slice of chocolate cake, a millionaire shortbread, 2 lines of Cadburys WholeNut, and about 15 Revels later, I now feel sick.

Oh, another pack of mini-smarties won't hurt....

Anyone else suffer from this type of magnetic force? I look around and no-one else seems to be hunched over at their desks, busily clambering peanut M&Ms into their facial orifices.

[mark_davies]

Who ate all the pies ?

[Incorrigible]

Have you tried Sainsburys, they've got a BOGOF on will power


You fat bd

[abarth130]

2 lines of Cadbury wholenut?

You know you have a problem when you're snorting chocolate!!

[Stu R]

smear excrement over them (not as a condiment)

Edited by Stu R on Friday 6th March 14:06

[tenohfive]

I can eat as much rubbish as I want and still stay slim, so the way I deal with it is to eat all said cakes until the cakes are no more. Then theres no temptation.

[Bill Carr]

Punch yourself in the nuts everytime you eat a cake/biscuit/chocolate. If the aversion therapy doesn't stop you, pretty soon you'll be doubled over with pain and not able to walk to the cakes anyway.

[carmadgaz]

Dont resist the dark side

[Cotty]

Easy just say no.

I am the only one in my team not in the friday cake club. Just an informal thing where a different person buys a big cake for the group every friday (usually carrot).

[Legend83]

tenohfive said:

I can eat as much rubbish as I want and still stay slim, so the way I deal with it is to eat all said cakes until the cakes are no more. Then theres no temptation.

I have always been like that to. But my Dad has always warned me: "I was like you son. Now look at me - I am a lard-arse".

Just my luck the belly will mature just in time for my wedding in August....

[shirt]

add e-coli to the cakes, then you can eat as much as you like then lose the weight straight away.

[FourWheelDrift]

Print this out and look at it when the cakes are given around.



Alternatively use as your PCs screen backdrop.

[Legend83]

But they taste soooo good!

[mark_davies]

How much do you weigh OP ?

[hairykrishna]

No matter what I eat I don't seem to put on weight. I just eat whatever cakes I fancy. Does this help?

[JonRB]

Step away from the cakes. You have 15 seconds to comply.....

[Legend83]

mark_davies said:

How much do you weigh OP ?

11st ish...

5ft ll in height.

[Cotty]

hairykrishna said:

No matter what I eat I don't seem to put on weight. I just eat whatever cakes I fancy. Does this help?

That old gag.

My dad though he was 12 stone for 5 years until someone got on the scales with him to prove the needle only worked up to 12 stone where it got jammed.

[adam85]

Legend83 said:

HOW???

Every day this week in the office, someone has had a fking birthday/come back from hols etc etc, and loaded up the tables with cakes, sweets, chocolate etc.

My mind tells my body not to eat too much, but my body does not listen.

A slice of chocolate cake, a millionaire shortbread, 2 lines of Cadburys WholeNut, and about 15 Revels later, I now feel sick.

Oh, another pack of mini-smarties won't hurt....

Anyone else suffer from this type of magnetic force? I look around and no-one else seems to be hunched over at their desks, busily clambering peanut M&Ms into their facial orifices.

Oh dear ! How are the arteries? Any pains in the chest/left arm yet?

[Mr POD]

I told everybody that I needed to lose 20 Kg and that they should NOT bring in Cakes and put them next to my desk. They did not stop. So what I did was to put the cakes and biscuits and chocolates I would have eaten into my lunch box and take it home for my wife who it appears has hollow legs.