Love the Ring hate the cafe bloke!!
Love the Ring hate the cafe bloke!!
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jonny finance

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1,058 posts

236 months

Monday 9th March 2009
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Well starting to look forward to my fourth ring trip this year but this time thing are going to be a bit different..

I like the Germans, always have, very nice and helpful always seem to like the Brits spending and appreciate our taste in machinery...All the Germans that is except one! - The first year I thought it was me, must of got the wrong money ready at the till. So sorry please forgive me? Second year I thought goodness he must be closing up and he wants to cash up the till - awfully sorry to trouble you. Third year I must of chosen something he had his eye on for his lunch and silly me for wanting to buy a sticker - that meant he had to actually lean across and pick it up, how utterly tiresome for him...

Three years running and I have pi-sed him off so much he never talks just grunts, never hands me my change but throws it down, never says hello, thank you or goodbye.
Just looks at me like dirt, looks at me praying I have an 'off' praying I never come back.

Well f-ck you and your fat belly cause I am coming back you grumpy goat-faced tugger and this year I aint going to worry about paying 1500 euros for rubbing the barrier, all I am going to worry about is how your going to clean up the spaghetti bolognese that I am going to drop over you and your f-cking till. So Sorry my mistake!

Tell you what his brother down at the barriers wants to shape up too. Put an orange uniform on him with his dark shades and humunguous mustache, pointing and frantically shouting - jesus he thinks he is a prison warden keeping violent order amongst the chain gang. "What we have here is a lack of comunication, see I can be a real nice guy or I can be a bd". Well I will be Still shaking the bush boss four years straight so get out of my way and hassle someone else!!!

Love the place and can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Edited by jonny finance on Monday 9th March 20:57

Mattymouse33

1,276 posts

237 months

Monday 9th March 2009
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This thread is useless without pictures..............of the fattie

hman

7,497 posts

224 months

Monday 9th March 2009
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Perhaps they hate their jobs?

Offer to buy him something nice and pay the guy in the overalls a compliment on how good he is at being a bit of a Nazi.


Then nuke them from orbit when they are off guard.


FFS you could at least run over the guy in the overalls toes!

HTH


jdwcd

2,519 posts

232 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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Its because youre welsh. and fat

Need For Speed

472 posts

222 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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Funny you should start this thread, I also thought the fat guy on the till was a bit of an arscensoredole! Always check your change as he has tried to short change me a couple of times.

Edited by Need For Speed on Tuesday 10th March 14:55

CJ.OK

346 posts

240 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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I think I read on 'Northloop' that he's been booted out now.... all new for 2009!

TIGA84

5,606 posts

261 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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Ah, I remember him. Miserable bd. Holding hand out for change and having
it slapped on the counter. Nice.

MattOz

4,021 posts

294 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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Yeah, but one of the waitresses is rather foxy IIRC and more than makes up for Mr. Grumpypants. biggrin

Matt

martin thomas

1,079 posts

261 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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Jonny what car are you taking this year? Did you get a csl?


Martin

jonny finance

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1,058 posts

236 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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martin thomas said:
Jonny what car are you taking this year? Did you get a csl?


Martin
Hi Martin

Nothing extra in my garage yet. Probably going to end up taking my wifes MX5 only trouble is my mate is always paranoid we look gay - but as I keep telling him I am not gay but my boyfriend is!! Would love to take the other car but jesus the fuel bill would break me...

"Torquemada"

5,196 posts

267 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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MattOz said:
Yeah, but one of the waitresses is rather foxy IIRC and more than makes up for Mr. Grumpypants. biggrin

Matt
That's his daughter.

The fun game is to offer money and when he holds his hand out to take it, slap it into the tray. Then fix him with a steely gaze.

jonny finance

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1,058 posts

236 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Information indicates he has gone which truly saddens me. I had some big plans for him this year involving all sorts of thing including him or his till wearing food/drink maybe then followed by a headlock.

bi9_jk

883 posts

295 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Sounds like you need to take him a happy meal!

Nurberg-boy

7 posts

212 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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Well it will be sad for me if he really has gone! Hes an arse and grumpy, had got into the habbit of counting my money out in front of him, and then slamming it down on the counter while smiling at him! Well it can only get better now he may have gone, would be nice to have some one in there that can match the good places around there. I just love it.

Johnny F, MX5, why not the lambo, has it gone?