Blue Ducks likely to die out as breeding program fails...

[Sheepy]

There are only three left in the UK, a female and two males. Gues what happened next!!

Duck breeding

[metro lover]

Duck L'orange??


Ha Ha even better

Edited by metro lover on Wednesday 11th March 12:18

[sevros1981]

Hoi Sin and Pancakes?

[Jasandjules]

Sheepy said:

There are only three left in the UK, a female and two males. Gues what happened next!!

Duck breeding

THAT's why they say "hello ducky"....

[cazzer]

Well fk a duck, or not.

[MK4 Slowride]

What's the chances of that eh, the last two males are faggots.

No wonder they're going to be extinct.

[metro lover]

MK4 Slowride said:

What's the chances of that eh, the last two males are faggots.

No wonder they're going to be extinct.

Kinda get what they deserve if you ask me

[Eric Mc]

Any programme where the persons involved can't spell the word "programme" properly deserves to fail.

Ducks for cover (appropriately).

[fathomfive]

MK4 Slowride said:

What's the chances of that eh, the last two males are faggots.

No wonder they're going to be extinct.

Duckies, you mean?

[G'kar]

The blue? Lovely plumage.

[Tony*T3]

Saw this on tele the other night. What a pair of mincing queens they had there..... very funny, and somehow 'touching'. Gay ducks. Openly gay, in long term same sex monogomous relationship. And they wonder why the species is doomed.

[Sheepy]

Eric Mc said:

Any programme where the persons involved can't spell the word "programme" properly deserves to fail.

Ducks for cover (appropriately).

Comes from being a 'puter geek. Too much time spent round software engineers.

[metro lover]

Least donald knows daffy won't cheat

[MK4 Slowride]

Ok, maverick idea here so bare with me.

Get male duck, toss off male duck (the studlier of the two & preferably the man of the gay partnership). Get splooge from donor duck use syringe stick up chuff of woman Duck voila fertilised egg.

This might take a few attempts as the egg doesn't always get fertilised.

Either that or they could put some lippy on the woman duck and perhaps a nice frock?

[metro lover]

MK4 Slowride said:

Ok, maverick idea here so bare with me.

Get male duck, toss off male duck (the studlier of the two & preferably the man of the gay partnership). Get splooge from donor duck use syringe stick up chuff of woman Duck voila fertilised egg.

This might take a few attempts as the egg doesn't always get fertilised.

Either that or they could put some lippy on the woman duck and perhaps a nice frock?

That the scientific explination?