Novel chav banishing techniques...

[pejay]

So, my local co-op has started playing loud classical music from vandal-proof speakers outside the shop in an effort to get rid of the "can you buy me some fags geeza?" little brats that used to hang around outside.

I'll be damned but it's working a treat! I don't know where the little scrotes have moved onto but I haven't seen them yet!


I've also read in the papers that some places are putting up pink lighting, as this makes acne stand out more!!!


Anyone else seen any strange methods like these in your area?

[Schmeeky]

The McDonalds in town has one of those 'Mosquitos', an ultra high pitched noise which is supposed to deter youngsters - was quite chuffed that I could still hear it at 34 years old!! No idea if it works or not, but I certainly wouldn't want to hang around there...

mainly 'cos it smells of wee....

[gamefreaks]

[gamefreaks]

Oh...and theres the blue lights in the pisser so you can't see your veins to keep the smackheads out.

[The Ben]

this is how a bus company sort it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS22QSZmZoU&fea...

[AJS-]

The Metro stations in Newcastle did this a few years ago. Apparently playing classical music reduced vandalism to virtually nil.

Don't see it myself, I can think of nothing better in the world than going on a violent and destructive rampage set to the William Tell overture.

[Poledriver]

It worked the opposite way in Clockwork Orange!

[pejay]

AJS- said:

Don't see it myself, I can think of nothing better in the world than going on a violent and destructive rampage set to the William Tell overture.

+1!

[havoc]

Poledriver said:

It worked the opposite way in Clockwork Orange!

You don't think the horrific images burning into his retinas could have had anything to do with it then?!?

[anonymous-user]

AJS- said:

Don't see it myself, I can think of nothing better in the world than going on a violent and destructive rampage set to the William Tell overture.

Why am I getting a "Gary Oldman in Leon" vibe off you

[AJS-]

Symbolica said:

AJS- said:

Don't see it myself, I can think of nothing better in the world than going on a violent and destructive rampage set to the William Tell overture.

Why am I getting a "Gary Oldman in Leon" vibe off you

I'm quite happy with that analogy. I love the bit where they trash that flat and the old woman comes out and says "why don't you leave that family alone?" then he shoots through her beehive. Anyone got the YouTube link??

[ipsg.glf]

I know of a park that plays Barry Manilow.

[ShadownINja]

pejay said:

I've also read in the papers that some places are putting up pink lighting, as this makes acne stand out more!!!

[The Riddler]

Hit them where it hurts, Hard!

[dmitsi]

The Ben said:

this is how a bus company sort it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS22QSZmZoU&fea...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a fkwit!

[AJS-]

Never would have happened had they been playing Rachmaninov in KFC

[Catz]

dmitsi said:

The Ben said:

this is how a bus company sort it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS22QSZmZoU&fea...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a fkwit!

They're not chavs, just drunken Glaswegians.

A chav Glaswegian accent is different.

[Neil_H]

[dmitsi]

Catz said:

dmitsi said:

The Ben said:

this is how a bus company sort it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS22QSZmZoU&fea...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a fkwit!

They're not chavs, just drunken Glaswegians.

A chav Glaswegian accent is different.

I don't really know where my distinction between chav and drunken Glaswegian lies, I'm not sure which i find funnier really. Both together walking in front of a bus would be the money shot.

[billybuds]

ipsg.glf said:

I know of a park that plays Barry Manilow.

nothing wrong with a bit of Barry....