Cat acting odd

[Daston]

Ok my cat is acting weird going around nose to floor smelling everthing, trying to climb shelfs but not being able to leap. He will just stand on his back legs.

[TheEnd]

They do that when bored, although the sniffing is a little different, maybe you have a mouse loose about your house

[FourWheelDrift]

Perhaps he's trying to say your feet smell.

[Simpo Two]

I reckon you've had a small(er) furry animal in there.

Last time my cat acted odd, the washing machine flooded the kitchen. Cause: mouse/teeth/drain hose.

[andy400]

Poltegeist!

[nurburgring1]

Mouse

[chr15b]

have you been in a friends etc house with a dog or cat? your possibly leaving a faint trail of a strange animal

[Daston]

Not been anywhere apart from work. Will have a hunt around for furry friends. Although they only really go out for a few hours when we get back from work and just run about the garden.

[Orb the Impaler]

My cat is such a lazy fat git that "odd behaviour" constitutes "moving" or "not farting".

[Mexico.]

Thats what you get for kicking in the poor little buggers back door!

[sadako]

My cat will do stuff like that when he is high on catnip.

[littlegreenfairy]

Daston said:

Ok my cat is acting weird going around nose to floor smelling everthing, trying to climb shelfs but not being able to leap. He will just stand on his back legs.

Sounds like typical rabbit behaviour to me.

[mugsandonna]

spotted a daddy longlegs

[OJ]

Sounds like cat aids... he must have caught it off of a dirty pussy

[DamoLLb]

on heat?

[Podie]

Cold turkey... it needs more 'nip

[Sgt Bilko]

Wormed it recently? Ours started doing that. Couldn't jump/leap. Had to drag himself up onto the couch. Complained when he was picked up. Turns out he had worms. Quick tablet and he was fine after a few days.

Edited by Sgt Bilko on Friday 27th March 12:34

[captainzep]

Could be trying to hold in a fart.

Do you victimise him when he trumps?

Otherwise its probably terminal. Best finish him off with a spade or hammer or something.

[The Moose]

OJ said:

Sounds like cat aids... he must have caught it off of a dirty pussy

is that the good or the bad aids??

[sleep envy]

Orb the Impaler said:

My cat is such a lazy fat git that "odd behaviour" constitutes "moving" or "not farting".

I picked up the cat last night and the fker let rip a three octave fart, dropped him fairly quickly and he just meowed and strolled off to the kitchen