Monbiot signing books in Canada

Monbiot signing books in Canada

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nigelfr

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1,658 posts

204 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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So Monbiot has flown to Canada to promote his book "Heat".

I suppose we can expect the sceptics to start spluttering about his hypocrisy in flying. But let's do a quick and dirty cost benefit analysis. If, by flying to Canada and by signing books, Monbiot persuades just one person to change their lifestyle to produce say 100kg of CO2/year for the rest of their life, then that far outweighs the marginal CO2 produced by his scheduled flight.






tinman0

18,231 posts

253 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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nigelfr said:
So Monbiot has flown to Canada to promote his book "Heat".

I suppose we can expect the sceptics to start spluttering about his hypocrisy in flying. But let's do a quick and dirty cost benefit analysis. If, by flying to Canada and by signing books, Monbiot persuades just one person to change their lifestyle to produce say 100kg of CO2/year for the rest of their life, then that far outweighs the marginal CO2 produced by his scheduled flight.
Halfwit.

eharding

14,404 posts

297 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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nigelfr said:
So Monbiot has flown to Canada to promote his book "Heat".

I suppose we can expect the sceptics to start spluttering about his hypocrisy in flying. But let's do a quick and dirty cost benefit analysis. If, by flying to Canada and by signing books, Monbiot persuades just one person to change their lifestyle to produce say 100kg of CO2/year for the rest of their life, then that far outweighs the marginal CO2 produced by his scheduled flight.
I'm confused; however, a) what are the chances of Monbiot throwing himself over a couple of baby seals to stop them being clubbed to death by the Canadians whilst he's out there.....and b) how much do the clubs cost? - I'd like a good one, with a decent grip and maybe lead-weighted.

nigelfr

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Friday 27th March 2009
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Care to elaborate?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

268 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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tinman0 said:
nigelfr said:
So Monbiot has flown to Canada to promote his book "Heat".

I suppose we can expect the sceptics to start spluttering about his hypocrisy in flying. But let's do a quick and dirty cost benefit analysis. If, by flying to Canada and by signing books, Monbiot persuades just one person to change their lifestyle to produce say 100kg of CO2/year for the rest of their life, then that far outweighs the marginal CO2 produced by his scheduled flight.
Halfwit.
rofl

Who let him in again...?

eharding

14,404 posts

297 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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nigelfr said:
Care to elaborate?
Who...me, or the tin geezer?

tinman0

18,231 posts

253 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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nigelfr said:
Care to elaborate?
You're not very bright and easily led.

nigelfr

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Friday 27th March 2009
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eharding said:
nigelfr said:
Care to elaborate?
Who...me, or the tin geezer?
Yeah I saw simultaneous posting. The tin geezer.

nigelfr

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Friday 27th March 2009
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tinman0 said:
nigelfr said:
Care to elaborate?
You're not very bright and easily led.
Kettle pot.

eharding

14,404 posts

297 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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tinman0 said:
nigelfr said:
Care to elaborate?
You're not very bright and easily led.
I'd say the average led - if that's what you're claiming he is - is much brighter and more efficient that a conventional filament bulb.

But that's not important right now.

-Z-

6,880 posts

219 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Last year I drove 35,000 miles in a car that makes co2 at a rate of 384g/km.

Thats 21,000kg of CO2.

Working out that fact gave me a warm, content feeling inside.

That is all smile

FourWheelDrift

90,484 posts

297 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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nigelfr said:
tinman0 said:
nigelfr said:
Care to elaborate?
You're not very bright and easily led.
Kettle pot.
Is that what hit you on the head?

Plotloss

67,280 posts

283 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Vancouver and back is going to produce ~2000kgs of CO2 per person.

So to outweigh that, one person would have to reduce their output to 100kgs per annum (highly unlikely) and keep it there for 20 years.

rofl

This is of course based on the assumption that anyone would listen to Monbigot.

Nobody You Know

8,422 posts

206 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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He's still a tt though.

tinman0

18,231 posts

253 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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nigelfr said:
tinman0 said:
nigelfr said:
Care to elaborate?
You're not very bright and easily led.
Kettle pot.
Well at least you admit you're not very bright and easily led. It's a start.




If Monbiot, the dreadful excuse for a human being that he is, is serious about the environment, as his book suggests he is, he would have released this as an Ebook on the internet and set himself up a Paypal account.

This would save his "CO2 emissions" from trekking the planet, would save a few trees in the process, and would save an awful lot of chemicals used in the commercial printing, which I'm sure someone somewhere has labeled "environmentally unfriendly".


Edited by tinman0 on Friday 27th March 00:16

Plotloss

67,280 posts

283 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Oh and for 1 person to produce 100kgs CO2 in TOTAL over the course of 1 year I calculate that they'd have to stop breathing between April and December.

Best of luck with that.

Monbiot - Putting the mental in environmental since 1992...

nigelfr

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Friday 27th March 2009
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Plotloss said:
Vancouver and back is going to produce ~2000kgs of CO2 per person.

So to outweigh that, one person would have to reduce their output to 100kgs per annum (highly unlikely) and keep it there for 20 years.

rofl

This is of course based on the assumption that anyone would listen to Monbigot.
Er sorry Plotloss: you've got it wrong: they would have to reduce it BY 100kg/year for 20 years not TO 100kg/year.

Still, thanks for the funny story.

Diderot

8,617 posts

205 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Hypocritical eco-mentalist in profiteering from disaster-mongery shocker.


Mikey G

4,827 posts

253 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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And what about all the trees cut down to produce his book?

Sisyphus

498 posts

229 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Nigel, I would like to volunteer to be that one person you mention in your opening post.
Can you tell me how I can achieve this without living in a tree & wiping my arse on its leaves?
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