Car on e-bay friday afternoon funny
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There is a car on e-bay for sale a Red Rover ... take a look and the Q+A... they are very funny ! 
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Q: Hi is this car any quicker than a BMW 335D "mapped" 25-Mar-09
A: I would suspect the Rover is marginally quicker as it is a red car and everyone knows that red cars are faster than cars of other colours. We could have a drag race to find out for sure but as you drive a BMW you would have to wait for ages for someone to let you out of a side road first. . . Hit me at 30mph there is an 80% chance I will live. Hit me at 40 mph there is an 80% chance I will die. Come up behind be flashing your lights when i am in the outside lane of a motorway doing 85 mph overtaking a long line of traffic and there is obviously no chance i can pull in but you still flash your lights and make V signs like the obsessive compulsive idiot that you really are and there is an 80% chance you are driving a BMW.
A: I would suspect the Rover is marginally quicker as it is a red car and everyone knows that red cars are faster than cars of other colours. We could have a drag race to find out for sure but as you drive a BMW you would have to wait for ages for someone to let you out of a side road first. . . Hit me at 30mph there is an 80% chance I will live. Hit me at 40 mph there is an 80% chance I will die. Come up behind be flashing your lights when i am in the outside lane of a motorway doing 85 mph overtaking a long line of traffic and there is obviously no chance i can pull in but you still flash your lights and make V signs like the obsessive compulsive idiot that you really are and there is an 80% chance you are driving a BMW.
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