Surrey oiks

[Ozmira]

I've lived in Surrey now for about 8 years. Quiet a rich and posh area. So what's happened to the youth of this area. As I was leaving my flat I had about 9 12-14 year old say to me "got any smokes, is that your Tvr, f##king sh#t car mate, give us a ride. You look like a di#k head mate" & so on, they then pretended to spit & kick my car. Bloody little oiks. I should of run them all down.

[ph1l5]

Ozmira said:

I've lived in Surrey now for about 8 years. Quiet a rich and posh area. So what's happened to the youth of this area. As I was leaving my flat I had about 9 12-14 year old say to me "got any smokes, is that your Tvr, f##king sh#t car mate, give us a ride. You look like a di#k head mate" & so on, they then pretended to spit & kick my car. Bloody little oiks. I should of run them all down.

Move to Slough, we have a better class of oik, and they speak Polish so you have no idea if its good or bad.

[Henry Hawthorne]

There's good Surrey and bad Surrey.

[sb-1]

swerni said:

where about n Surrey are you?

Not round here,we have a better class of Oik!;)

Edited by sb-1 on Friday 27th March 19:44

[Belfast Boy]

I live near to Botley Farm and the other week my mate left her Golf outside my house and had it keyed as well as my neighbours 330 coupe....If I find him I'll cut his fking fingers off with a Butter Knife.

and I thought this was "good Surrey" I never had that when I lived in bloody Croydon!

[koenig999]

Blackwater?

Koenig

[Ozmira]

I live on the Camberley/bagshot border

[okgo]

Ozmira said:

I live on the Camberley/bagshot border

Not a fair representation of Surrey imo.

[Ozmira]

okgo said:

Ozmira said:

I live on the Camberley/bagshot border

Not a fair representation of Surrey imo.

Where are you then

[okgo]

Cobham.

Most of the time, Surbiton the rest of the time.

Edited by okgo on Saturday 28th March 00:56

[savvy]

Croydon also is classed as Surrey... how many times do you hear of shootings there!

[SVTRick]

Ozmira said:

I've lived in Surrey now for about 8 years. Quiet a rich and posh area. So what's happened to the youth of this area. As I was leaving my flat I had about 9 12-14 year old say to me "got any smokes, is that your Tvr, f##king sh#t car mate, give us a ride. You look like a di#k head mate" & so on, they then pretended to spit & kick my car. Bloody little oiks. I should of run them all down.

Little darlings....

[Smiler.]

See, the results of a father having lazy or defective sperm

The little sts would only achieve an F from the university of life.

We're doomed

[Phil_Edge]

Big fuse (I hope) problems last night meant I needed jump starting afer refuelling at the local Shell station in Cobham ('good' Surrey ) and some of my lost faith restored in the oiks... 12 of them in little nova/astra type cars jumped out, and rather than robbing me, were most civilised and enquired very politely about the Cerb and after some relatively intelligent chat, helped me jump her!

So they're not all so bad...

[Landshark]

koenig999 said:

Blackwater?

Koenig

and

savvy said:

Croydon also is classed as Surrey... how many times do you hear of shootings there!

Arn't actually in Surrey, Croydon used to be but is now part of london. Its a bit like Kingston where surrey county council is, its now a london borough.

Ozmira said:

they then pretended to spit & kick my car. Bloody little oiks. I should of run them all down.

Your lucky they only pretended!!

[Sods Law]

A while a go came out of the house to find some little fecker nicking the valve caps again....told me to fk off so I chased him threatening to smash his scull in... he was on a bike so got away.

My brother then reminded me I had a claw hammer in my hand... DIY's a bh

Not had any wheel caps nicked lately though

I think find out where they live and confront the parents if it then persists take the local journo round there. or take a st on their doorstep on the way home from the pub

[Belfast Boy]

I live in good Surrey so my wife tells me and the cost of my bloody house!
Chavs everywhere stealing and wrecking stuff, sorry but I had my house broken into while at Uni in Swansea...I found out who did it waited till the last day I was there before I introduced is Flip Paint Corsa to a nice half litre bottle of Flouresent Orange Enamel Paint.

SHHH

[The Hood]

Landshark said:

Arn't actually in Surrey, Croydon used to be but is now part of london. Its a bit like Kingston where surrey county council is, its now a london borough.

I think you'll find Croydon IS in Surrey, or at least it was the last time i saw a letter addressed to me.

Glyn.

[Frik]

Croydon left Surrey and joined London in 1965.

[Waugh-terfall]

Next time, ask them what they drive, then proceed to puncture their ear drums and blast them to high heaven with kick of the throttle!