Sense of humour failure.

[Saddle bum]

SWMBO came home to find my best bike in the hall. I hadn't long got back from a ride, so I hadn't locked it away.

"What's that doing in here?"

"Well you hoovered and cleaned the hall yesterday, so I knew it won't get dirty."

It kicked off then......................

Edit:spelling.

Edited by Saddle bum on Monday 30th March 21:27

[M400 NBL]

Sounds like she's jealous of the bike. If you had to choose.......

[mk1fan]

Punch her in the face then tell her to get the dinner on. They'll be wanting the vote next?

[neil_bolton]

You try it when you've misjudged when she'll be home, and you've sneaked the workstand into the dining room, and you're doing a full frame rebuild...

The dog was comfy for the next few nights, I can tell you.

[carbonjunkie]

Out of curiosity, are you the same neil_bolton who sells bolts and stuff on ebay? if so, what happened to the rather attractive lass who used to model your wares?

[neil_bolton]

carbonjunkie said:

Out of curiosity, are you the same neil_bolton who sells bolts and stuff on ebay? if so, what happened to the rather attractive lass who used to model your wares?

nope.

[carbonjunkie]

neil_bolton said:

carbonjunkie said:

Out of curiosity, are you the same neil_bolton who sells bolts and stuff on ebay? if so, what happened to the rather attractive lass who used to model your wares?

nope.

ah well.

really, i'm shocked that bolton has more than one person called neil. or that there are two people called neil bolton. or, for that matter, one of each.

[anniesdad]

I got short shrift the other day after some tyre marks miraculously appeared in our freshly painted hallway.

[Mr POD]

My wife mentioned a Carb I have sitting in the Hallway.

I said "Its for your car so I'm keeping it warm until I can rebuild it at the dinning table"

[theboymoon]

carbonjunkie said:

Out of curiosity, are you the same neil_bolton who sells bolts and stuff on ebay? if so, what happened to the rather attractive lass who used to model your wares?

It is him, he's just being coy.

The lass was his import Russian bride, there were visa complications and she got sent back to the goulags. Terribly sad really, especially as she taught him how to do long division and use his cutlery properly. Even more so depressing considering she claimed for her share in his personal fortune and took half his hornby double OO gauge faithful reproduction of peterborough junction back with her.

Half a junction. no use to anybody.

As you were...

[neil_bolton]

theboymoon said:

carbonjunkie said:

Out of curiosity, are you the same neil_bolton who sells bolts and stuff on ebay? if so, what happened to the rather attractive lass who used to model your wares?

It is him, he's just being coy.

The lass was his import Russian bride, there were visa complications and she got sent back to the goulags. Terribly sad really, especially as she taught him how to do long division and use his cutlery properly. Even more so depressing considering she claimed for her share in his personal fortune and took half his hornby double OO gauge faithful reproduction of peterborough junction back with her.

Half a junction. no use to anybody.

As you were...

Like I said.

I'm more of a taxi man myself.

[AbarthChris]

theboymoon said:

Even more so depressing considering she claimed for her share in his personal fortune and took half his hornby double OO gauge faithful reproduction of peterborough junction back with her.

Half a junction. no use to anybody.

As you were...

Seriously, where does this st come from?! love it, absolutely love it

Edited by AbarthChris on Tuesday 31st March 16:48