Thursday' Caption Competition

[Ikemi]

Do your worst!

[fatboy b]

Shut up you fat

[evenflow]

Jacqui told me that some of you people are...gifted.

[AlexKP]

"Who is Winky Mcfknut?"

[Austin.J]

Wanna see my bks?

[DIW35]

"So tell me, exactly how did you acqure the Winky Mcfknut monicer?"

[G'kar]

I'll be Michael, you be Ralph, loser.

[biper]

Lend me a fiver

[blindswelledrat]

Brown: Bic Mac, large fries and a vanilla milkshake please. Need to get my energy up before I meet the president.

[Superhoop1904]

"Don't look now but the chap behind us is laughing at one of us!!"

[ExChrispy Porker]

Take a tip Gordon, get a fking haircut.

[jammy_basturd]

A colleague got me some fabulous DVDs if you want to see them later, maybe in my hotel room....

[pjac67]

Brown trouser moment:

GB - "I guess we both got the Brown vote, gfawww, gfawww!!"
BO - "I didn't think you got a vote Gordon?"
GB - "ooh, I think I have just soiled myself!!"

[SXi Lad]

"Can I just say your wife has the ass of a school girl"

[Muntu]

Ikemi said:

Hussein: Gordon, take your hand out of my arse. You are supposed to be the puppet in this relationship, not me
Gordon: I think I have just found your prostrate
Hussein: Ahem. I think you might be right. Carry on.

[ExChrispy Porker]

I'll make sure she gives it back.

[twiglove]

GB "Does this shirt make make my neck look fat?"

[Sheets Tabuer]

Obama: Gordon, come here... now shh *looks around nervously* you know those DVDs I gave you the other week?
Gordon: Yes?
Obama: shh, shh, jeez man we don't want everyone to hear
Gordon: oh *whispers* yes.
Obama: Did you lend them to Jacqui Smith?
Gordon: No, we still have them in number 10
Obama: oh, well what were they watching?
Gordon: something about bumming
Obama: DAMN *shh shh shh*
Gordon: you want to borrow them?
Obama: they got white chicks in?
Gordon: Not sure, I try not to watch that sort of thing
Obama: yea, that st will make you go blind.

• awkward silence*

[The Tea Boy]

anonymous said:

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[The Stuntman *]

Gordon - "..my favourite players are Sol Campbell and Cyril Regis....yeah, yeah...."