Anyone bored like me?
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Mow your lawn?
I'm going to be pruning my rose bushes. They say gardening is therapeutic. They are right. I am imagining that I am cutting Gordon Brown's hair and every time I slip and the secateurs are jammed into the soil, I'm imagining I'm jamming the secateurs into the one-eyed Scottish idiot's head.
I'm going to be pruning my rose bushes. They say gardening is therapeutic. They are right. I am imagining that I am cutting Gordon Brown's hair and every time I slip and the secateurs are jammed into the soil, I'm imagining I'm jamming the secateurs into the one-eyed Scottish idiot's head.
Edited by ShadownINja on Saturday 4th April 11:29
ShadownINja said:
Mow your lawn?
I'm going to be pruning my rose bushes. They say gardening is therapeutic. They are right. I am imagining that I am cutting Gordon Brown's hair and every time I slip and the secateurs are jammed into the soil, I'm imagining I'm jamming the secateurs into the one-eyed Scottish idiot's head.
I was gonna but I brke the lawn mower handle the last time I used it, and not it needs fixing, do have tomato plants to pot, and fish tank to populate, hardly rock star life lol!I'm going to be pruning my rose bushes. They say gardening is therapeutic. They are right. I am imagining that I am cutting Gordon Brown's hair and every time I slip and the secateurs are jammed into the soil, I'm imagining I'm jamming the secateurs into the one-eyed Scottish idiot's head.
Edited by ShadownINja on Saturday 4th April 11:29
VerySideways said:
I need to mow front and back for the first time this year, then i'm going to head out on the motorbike somewhere i think. No idea where...
Biking
, Pete we have to exchange numbers....I'm off Kent way with another PH BBer, on two wheels post GP if it is any interest
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