Is it broke?
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Poledriver

Original Poster:

29,585 posts

223 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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I've been getting a few problems in the last hour:-
VERY slow uploading of pages.
'Nothing to see here' message
'Somethings wrong' (or words to that effect)
And now it's wound back in time and lost posts which had just been placed!

Overload of people complaining about change?

ETA getting worse now. 'MY Stuff' shows threads updated at 12:40 but will only go back to 10:30!
Seems like it's grinding to a halt. Has someone posted a virus in protest?

Edited by Poledriver on Tuesday 7th April 12:50

jamieboy

5,929 posts

258 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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I've not seen any errors or "nothing to see here", but it's v-e-r-y slow and it seems like the servers are out of synch - i.e. stuff in What's New showing as updated, but clicking on the thread doesn't show the new updates, etc.

I guess a lot more people are using "What's New" since the P+P changed - is there a big overhead for that?

ali_kat

32,152 posts

250 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Servers are definately out of sync

Can someone please feed the hamsters?? I think they were forgotten yesterday wink

KingRichard

10,146 posts

261 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Me too frown

Just posted here http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

And keep getting 'nothing to see here' messages. Also subsequent posts haven't been appearing.

Cheers

eharding

14,648 posts

313 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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ali_kat said:
Servers are definately out of sync

Can someone please feed the hamsters?? I think they were forgotten yesterday wink
Sorry to tell you, but as part of the restructuring the remaining hamsters were gassed, skinned and the pelts made into comfy slippers, which are available from the PH shop in a range of sizes.

The tasks previously undertaken by the hamsters are now being performed by a contractor, who has in turn sub-contracted the work to a bunch of Three-toed sloths, who are still a bit jet lagged after the flight from Panama.


Mr Will

13,719 posts

235 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Sorry, hamsters went on a tea break!

Should all be back up and running now.

Jagdpanther

19,633 posts

248 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Seems slow to update on the posting side

ali_kat

32,152 posts

250 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Mr Will said:
Sorry, hamsters went on a tea break!

Should all be back up and running now.
Sack them!

Puggit

49,794 posts

277 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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It's all part of the new improved PH.

A fragmented difficult to navigate forum, and slower speeds. They are trying to drive people away to reduce the loadyes

ali_kat

32,152 posts

250 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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swerni said:
ali_kat said:
Mr Will said:
Sorry, hamsters went on a tea break!

Should all be back up and running now.
Sack them!
you after a speshial teachers pet award wink
No, food wink

I've been told I can't eat the hamsters until they've been let out of the server cages...

KingRichard

10,146 posts

261 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Goddamit this is gayer than Graham Norton, wearing only a spandex G String, slapping ladyboys bottoms in a bathful of baby oil.

GAY.

I've tried to post several times but have c+p'd this one so I can make sure it gets up!

~strops off~

LordGrover

34,158 posts

241 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Won't someone please think of the children hamsters?



Roo

11,504 posts

236 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Jeez, this is hard work this afternoon.

paoloh

8,617 posts

233 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Forums disappearing.

Posts there one minute, gone the next

Technical errors all over the place

KR reliving one of his fantasies......

paoloh

8,617 posts

233 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Forums disappearing.

Posts there one minute, gone the next

Technical errors all over the place

KR reliving one of his fantasies......

paoloh

8,617 posts

233 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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The above 2 posts, just about sums it upbiggrin

Mr Will

13,719 posts

235 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Roo said:
Jeez, this is hard work this afternoon.
Tell me about it, why does it always fall over when I'm supposed to be going home!

Should be a bit better now though.

paoloh

8,617 posts

233 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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Mr Will said:
Roo said:
Jeez, this is hard work this afternoon.
Tell me about it, why does it always fall over when I'm supposed to be going home!

Should be a bit better now though.
It is called Karma young Will.

Roo

11,504 posts

236 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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paoloh said:
Mr Will said:
Roo said:
Jeez, this is hard work this afternoon.
Tell me about it, why does it always fall over when I'm supposed to be going home!

Should be a bit better now though.
It is called Karma young Will.
hehe

KingRichard

10,146 posts

261 months

Tuesday 7th April 2009
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paoloh said:
Forums disappearing.

Posts there one minute, gone the next

Technical errors all over the place

KR reliving one of his fantasies......
cloud9

Alright, you've 'ad your fun. Now AAARTSIDE!