Meeting the Girlfriend`s father for the first time

[Rob.]

Well, I have just been informed that I am to meet my girlfriends Dad on Saturday night. This got me thinking - what funny (or not so funny) stories do you have from when you met a girlfriends/boyfriends parents for the first time.

Oh, and while we`re at it - any advice in the typical PH manner?!

Edited by Rob. on Wednesday 8th April 09:48

[mybrainhurts]

No farting...

[Lefty Guns]

Be honest, be straight, look him in the eye and shake his hand firmly.

And don't compliment on how dirty/large-breasted/tight-fannied his daughter is...

HTH

[Steamer]

mybrainhurts said:

No farting...

...Bang goes the 'pull-my-finger' opening line then

[Mexico.]

Lefty Guns said:

Be honest, be straight, look him in the eye and shake his hand firmly.

And don't compliment on how dirty/large-breasted/tight-fannied his daughter is...

HTH

[mybrainhurts]

I used to demand a large deposit from my daughter's new boyfriends...

[minimatt1967]

Just don't do a paoloh

[Rob.]

Well, if I behave it`ll be his daughter getting the large deposit at some point in the evening.

[Pupp]

Was once introduced to the Mother of the then current squeeze with the immortal line, 'this is Pupp mum, he's only a year younger than you....'!

[mybrainhurts]

Pupp said:

Was once introduced to the Mother of the then current squeeze with the immortal line, 'this is Pupp mum, he's only a year younger than you....'!

Did mum have her evil way with you...?

[moleamol]

mybrainhurts said:

I used to demand a large deposit from my daughter's new boyfriends...

That's very wrong. Did she watch?

[nel]

My french wasn't that good when I met my frog father-in-law. After weeks of hearing my then girlfriend and her brother chatting I'd got in the habit of using far too many swear words without any appreciation of their strength.

As I result I spent the first half an hour saying "Putain, vraiment?" (Feck really?) in response to everything he said. I also referred to him as "tu", a cardinal sin. Wifey kept kicking me under the table but the advantage of being a foreigner, he didn't let it worry him and now takes great pleasure in boring me with his war stories over a bottle of whisky.

[drivin_me_nuts]

floss your teeth

[Pupp]

mybrainhurts said:

Pupp said:

Was once introduced to the Mother of the then current squeeze with the immortal line, 'this is Pupp mum, he's only a year younger than you....'!

Did mum have her evil way with you...?

Really. Let's not go there...

[f13ldy]

I stayed at the in-laws after a heavy night out and was due to meet them and have dinner the next day...

I threw up while sleeping on the sofa, took a piss in the sink and met him while my now wife was washing me down in the bath while I was in the buff.

He was not impressed to say the least.

[pejay]

So there I am at the fresh age of 17, driving along and managed to cut up a builder in his van. Next thing he's chasing me, giving me the V's and waving a hammer out of the window.

Fast forward to that evening when I met my new girlfriend's family for the first time...


I kid you not. Scary fker he was too!

[SellerOfSin]

• Try not to have a hard on when you shake the man's hand.

• Do not reek of aftershave.

• Do not fondle your girlfriend or her mum at the dinner table.

• Wear clean clothes.

• If hot "birds" comes up, don't talk about how much you'd like to shag'em.

• Do not bring up the name of your dangly bits.

• The less stories about things that happened while you were pissed, the better.

• On the pissed note, don't get fall on your face drunk if no one else is.

HTH

[tybo]

moleamol said:

mybrainhurts said:

I used to demand a large deposit from my daughter's new boyfriends...

That's very wrong. Did she watch?

[eldar]

Personally (as the father of the GF, usually find the following amusing.)

1.Loud flatulence while staring at putative BF

2.Ask BF what his views on lesbians are (stare at daughter)

3.Tell BF to demonstrate cadence clutching, now.

You know it makes sense...

[mybrainhurts]