How to tell the Mrs
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That she can feck right off.
The house between her mother and sister has come up for sale and she has come home all excited, jumping up and down and extolling the virtues of living there.
Even though I have had numerous falling outs with her mother and it was agreed I would only piss on her were she on fire if I magically discovered my urine had changed to turpentine.
As you can imagine I have expressed my displeasure at the suggestion of moving there and listed the reasons why I would not like to live next to her mother only for those reasons to be brushed aside with promises of “oh it will be ok”
Sodding bank holidays, I can see this being a looooong weekend with lots of nagging.
The house between her mother and sister has come up for sale and she has come home all excited, jumping up and down and extolling the virtues of living there.
Even though I have had numerous falling outs with her mother and it was agreed I would only piss on her were she on fire if I magically discovered my urine had changed to turpentine.
As you can imagine I have expressed my displeasure at the suggestion of moving there and listed the reasons why I would not like to live next to her mother only for those reasons to be brushed aside with promises of “oh it will be ok”
Sodding bank holidays, I can see this being a looooong weekend with lots of nagging.
k it burn everything, job done. : offtofindlighter:
Of course!Sheets Tabuer said:
That she can feck right off.
The house between her mother and sister has come up for sale and she has come home all excited, jumping up and down and extolling the virtues of living there.
Even though I have had numerous falling outs with her mother and it was agreed I would only piss on her were she on fire if I magically discovered my urine had changed to turpentine.
As you can imagine I have expressed my displeasure at the suggestion of moving there and listed the reasons why I would not like to live next to her mother only for those reasons to be brushed aside with promises of “oh it will be ok”
Sodding bank holidays, I can see this being a looooong weekend withlots of nagging no shagging.
EFAThe house between her mother and sister has come up for sale and she has come home all excited, jumping up and down and extolling the virtues of living there.
Even though I have had numerous falling outs with her mother and it was agreed I would only piss on her were she on fire if I magically discovered my urine had changed to turpentine.
As you can imagine I have expressed my displeasure at the suggestion of moving there and listed the reasons why I would not like to live next to her mother only for those reasons to be brushed aside with promises of “oh it will be ok”
Sodding bank holidays, I can see this being a looooong weekend with
the best answer so far Mr Grumpy and me live 5 doors from my mum and 7 doors from my sister. He probably gets on better with my mum than I do. Certainly she thinks more of him than me 
Neither of them are in our face (I would hate this too) and it comes in very handy for borrowing stuff (including cars) and lifts. My mum's over 80 and lives on her own.
For us it works but I can see that for you it could signal the end of your relationship.
Neither of them are in our face (I would hate this too) and it comes in very handy for borrowing stuff (including cars) and lifts. My mum's over 80 and lives on her own.
For us it works but I can see that for you it could signal the end of your relationship.
Find a fabulous pub (or even better, strip bar / lapdancing club!) in the near vacinity of proposed move, then tell wife how marvelous it will be to move, as said venue is within staggering distance of new home, frequented by ALL your mates who she dislikes, the barmaids are absolutely gorgoeus, and the place has an extended licence. Problem may be quickly resolved! 
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