Friend's Ex... ever been there?

[Dupont666]

Seeing this one is going:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

I wondered about this one?

Do you abide to Man Rule No 1.

'If you have spoke with someone, Ex's are not allowed on the pulling/shagging stakes unless permission is give'

Have you been in this situation?

My friend decided to go for one of mine and he was forgiven as she was a bunny boiler and I dumped he cause of this and relationship was only 2-3 months old... he is big and dumb, plus drunk and it was more funny that he then spent the next 2 weeks avoiding her as she stalked him... somehow she always found him which caused uncomfortable issues between him and her (funny as fk in a crowded pub ), I think he eventually twigged that I was the one telling him and I got in more st for doing that then he did for sleeping with her.

[stigmundfreud]

you always abide by that rule, its just not worth it. Unless its all above board, agreed to etc. You dont st on your own step is my motto

[Ganglandboss]

It depends on the circumstances; there is often a close bond formed between two men who are 'custard cousins'!

[LHDisbest]

He pissed off to Canada for a 'gap' year and hasn't been seen since.

Fair game IMO

[Broken Hero]

Dupont666 said:

Seeing this one is going:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

I wondered about this one?

Do you abide to Man Rule No 1.

'If you have spoke with someone, Ex's are not allowed on the pulling/shagging stakes unless permission is give'

this is Man Rule number 17 actually.

[lardo]

I actually shagged a mates missus in his room and his mother was totally aware of it too, whilst he was outside with another mate enjoying a fat bifter!!, thing was, he was never really that much of a mate, more of a tt come to think of it, and I'm not ashamed of it at all. Wierdly, he never mentioned it to me, even though he knew about it.

[acf8181]

I have, but didn't even need to ask for mates permission as knew he wouldn't care......generally i'd ask permission and go on what they say tho

[sleep envy]

lardo said:

I actually shagged a mates missus in his room and his mother was totally aware of it too, whilst he was outside with another mate enjoying a fat bifter!!

such stamina to last the length of a bifter

I take it that it was normal length rizla, not kingsize or a two skin?

[Famous Graham]

sleep envy said:

lardo said:

I actually shagged a mates missus in his room and his mother was totally aware of it too, whilst he was outside with another mate enjoying a fat bifter!!

such stamina to last the length of a bifter

I take it that it was normal length rizla, not kingsize or a two skin?

I read it as Biffer. Thought the mate was nuts deep in a hippocrocopig, highfiving his pal at the other end.

[Sheets Tabuer]

fk me it's just turned in to the jeremy kyle show.

[The Ben]

I have, and he found out and we are still mates, though he keeps trying to get me to compare which makes me think he is a bit waspy... but I quite lilke her and would have her as my g/f is she wasnt soooo... well... nuts/crazy...

[pits]

Yes several times, but in my defence so has everyone else our friends group

[4hero]

I have a friend, his dad owns a nightclub. My friend shagged his dads girlfriend on the bar of his dads club. His dad and her are still an item (and the dad knows about what happened).

It's not really a friends ex story, but pretty damned funny anyhow

[a boardman]

I am seeing friends ex wife.

been told I am bigger and better.

[jammy_basturd]

a boardman said:

I am seeing friends ex wife.

been told I am bigger and better.

+1

[NDA]

Nope. Couldn't shag a mates ex. Just wrong somehow.

[Pow!]

Yes.

After word of mouth a few months later, he wasnt impressed

[Sheets Tabuer]

Just remember everytime you kiss her what she has had in her mouth, you might as well have given your mate a blowjob

a boardman said:

I am seeing friends ex wife.

been told I am bigger and better.

Mate she could have had 15 rugby players, Rasputin, Caligula and a sperm whale all in the same night and she will always say you are bigger and better, I mean wtf is she gonna say when you ask am I any good? no fk off limp dick it was like being stuffed with a piece of last weeks celery?

Edited by Sheets Tabuer on Wednesday 15th April 00:47

[Alonso Fan]

never stir another mans custard

[Catz]

My hubbie did ...

He ended up married to me.