What's happened to my Topic bar?

[Simpo Two]

No ridgy bit on the top
Much thinner chocolate
Very few hazelnuts.

Anyone else noticed or have I got a dodgy batch?

[TedMaul]

Are you 100% sure its a Topic? Sounds like someone swapped yours for a turd.

[ThatPhilBrettGuy]

Simpo Two said:

No ridgy bit on the top
Much thinner chocolate
Very few hazelnuts.

Anyone else noticed or have I got a dodgy batch?

If there's some spelling error's on the back it's probably a dodgy import

[Superhoop1904]

TedMaul said:

Are you 100% sure its a Topic? Sounds like someone swapped yours for a turd.

I think its called the Credit Crunch - formally known as a recession.....

[NDA]

There's a war on you know.

[TonyHetherington]

I was just about to move this to website feedback

Good job I read it, eh?!

[Simpo Two]

TonyHetherington said:

I was just about to move this to website feedback

Good job I read it, eh?!

I suppose that next to 'The Lounge' you could have a room tastefully decorated in shades of brown called 'The Chocolate Bar'..?

[DrTre]

Sounds like squirrel st to me.


Always been the Harvey Nicks of the confectionary world though hasn't it?
Not much bang for the buck.
Bloody nice though.

[asbo]

Simpo Two said:

TonyHetherington said:

I was just about to move this to website feedback

Good job I read it, eh?!

I suppose that next to 'The Lounge' you could have a room tastefully decorated in shades of brown called 'The Chocolate Bar'..?

[Bill Carr]

Next you'll be telling us that Wagon Wheels have got smaller...

[Simpo Two]

The other bars in the pack are fine. Maybe they just squeezed out one too many as they were running out of nuts and chocolate.

[Famous Graham]

I've occassionally got the "bonus" KitKat. Almost solid chocolate.

[911motorsport]

Famous Graham said:

I've occassionally got the "bonus" KitKat. Almost solid chocolate.

I was just about to post that too!

although since the recession hit I've noticed a marked increase in the biscuit wafer content!

Edited by 911motorsport on Thursday 16th April 16:40

ETA I've just edited that and up came the prompt RETURN TO TOPIC

Edited by 911motorsport on Thursday 16th April 16:41

[JRM]

Well Twirls have gone up by 40% in our vending machine, so I'm boycotting them - what's that about?

[stephen300o]

JRM said:

Well Twirls have gone up by 40% in our vending machine, so I'm boycotting them - what's that about?

It's a form of consumer activism involving the act of voluntarily abstaining from using, buying, or dealing with someone or some other organization as an expression of protest, usually of political reasons, but that's not important right now.

[mgtony]

Just finished off a pack of breakaways, every one had a lump missing off the edge in the same place but no crumbs in the wrapper. As someone already said, in this recession they must be cutting corners.

[Bigdrift]

Bill Carr said:

Next you'll be telling us that Wagon Wheels have got smaller...

[aclivity]

Famous Graham said:

I've occassionally got the "bonus" KitKat. Almost solid chocolate.

There's something bizarre about bonus kitkats. They are almost universally desired, but instead of "buying a chocolate bar without risk of wafery bits" we still persist in buying the kitkat and living in hope.

Perhaps it says something about the British psyche. Why we spend a fortune on the lottery, rather than saving the money. Or buying more kitkats.

I live in hope of one day finding a wholly chocolate kitkat chunky.

[Famous Graham]

aclivity said:

Famous Graham said:

I've occassionally got the "bonus" KitKat. Almost solid chocolate.

There's something bizarre about bonus kitkats. They are almost universally desired, but instead of "buying a chocolate bar without risk of wafery bits" we still persist in buying the kitkat and living in hope.

Perhaps it says something about the British psyche. Why we spend a fortune on the lottery, rather than saving the money. Or buying more kitkats.

I live in hope of one day finding a wholly chocolate kitkat chunky.

Ah, but it's different chocolate. Definitely.

[macp]

Double Decker`s seem bigger than they used to be