Impromptu DDs - TONIGHT

[V8mate]

Long shot, I know. Will be stuck in the City for a while from 5.30ish.
Anyone fancy a few beers?

[DrTre]

Sorry, I can't.

[G'kar]

Would love to, but I've never actually liked you.

[DrTre]

G'kar said:

Would love to, but I've never actually liked you.

I was hoping he'd read between the lines of my post.

[hornetrider]

DrTre said:

G'kar said:

Would love to, but I've never actually liked you.

I was hoping he'd read between the lines of my post.

[Cara Van Man]

Just been on the blower to swerni and he will be seeing the joys of lincoln next Thursday with me and a few of my work mates.....

Be prepared for tales of broken civvy on Friday morning

[G'kar]

Cara Van Man said:

Just been on the blower to swerni and he will be seeing the joys of lincoln next Thursday with me and a few of my work mates.....

Be prepared for tales of broken civvy on Friday morning

Oh, I thought you guys kept re-bores in-house?

[Plotloss]

Cara Van Man said:

Be prepared for tales of broken civvy on Friday morning

Broken?

Is this army speak for 'possessing immaculate bedding'?

[G'kar]

Plotloss said:

army

Ooh, that'll rile him.

[Cara Van Man]

G'kar said:

Cara Van Man said:

Just been on the blower to swerni and he will be seeing the joys of lincoln next Thursday with me and a few of my work mates.....

Be prepared for tales of broken civvy on Friday morning

Oh, I thought you guys kept re-bores in-house?

He's not bound by the Official Secrets Act (1911) so he's free game.

[Cara Van Man]

Plotloss said:

Cara Van Man said:

Be prepared for tales of broken civvy on Friday morning

Broken?

Is this army speak for 'possessing immaculate bedding'?

If when you say 'immaculate' you mean "lost control of all bodily functions shat, puked and pissed the bed", then yes, he'll be immaculate.

[sleep envy]

bedroom or lounge floor?

[Cara Van Man]

sleep envy said:

bedroom or lounge floor?

'van.

nothing that a hose out cannot sort.

Edited by Cara Van Man on Thursday 16th April 17:36

[sleep envy]

both of you?

two bald blokes, in a caravan...

people will talk

[nogginthenog]

Shouldn't this be on Food, Drink & Restaurants.......

[Cara Van Man]

sleep envy said:

both of you?

two bald blokes, in a caravan...

people will talk

Who said anything about me in the 'van.

I don't wanna be anywhere near him when his body throws in the towel.

[Cara Van Man]

[V8mate]

swerni said:

Maybe it would be best for everyone concerned if I stayed at home

EFA?

[Cara Van Man]

Too late.

My mate "ASBO" has already been briefed he is gonna have a 'plaything' for the evening.

And ASBO simply hates to be let down.

Edited by Cara Van Man on Thursday 16th April 18:14

[Cara Van Man]

swerni said:

Cara Van Man said:

Too late.

My mate "ASBO" has already been briefed he is gonna have a 'plaything' for the evening.

And ASBO simply hates to be let down.

Edited by Cara Van Man on Thursday 16th April 18:14

you going to bring BILBO andd FRODO along as well?

No, but you'll wish you'd never heard of 'Lord of the Rings' by the end of the night