God loves me

[mechsympathy]

According to the two blokes who've just knocked on my door. Why they feel Friday evening is a good time to go bothering people I don't know. Presumably anyone who's got the time to waste on a Friday is easy pickings.

[Nobody You Know]

No he doesn't he hates you! He told me earlier that you touch yourself too much and swear alot.

[mechsympathy]

Nobody You Know said:

No he doesn't he hates you! He told me earlier that you touch yourself too much and swear alot.

In which case organised religion has it wrong, and my way is the true path

[SellerOfSin]

Day before Easter I had a couple come in, buy $100 toy, leave me a pocket cross and a pamphlet, and wish me Happy Easter.

They weren't mean about it or anything just.. happy really. It was a nice difference from the YOU'RE GOING TO BURN Bible thumpers who protest outside alternative lifestyle (not gay specific, "goth" included)nightclubs and college campuses.

[Negative Creep]

I had some come around the other day, politely declined. I really don't see the point in being rude to them or indeed anyone else who comes to your door so long as they are polite to you.

[Ferg]

Nobody You Know said:

No he doesn't he hates you! He told me earlier that you touch yourself too much and swear alot.

How much is too much?


Just so we know.

[308mate]

I agree. I do get a kick out of ignoring the door though, after theyve seen you watching telly on the way up the drive.

I believe its an adequate method of sending the message.

[snowy slopes]

I love these people, the look on their faces when i ask if they would like to debate the merits of the davinci code is priceless. Its either that, or tell them im celebrating the rebirth of the anti christ!

[Bosshogg76]

God may love you, but everyone thinks you're a kent. Is apparently how i was described by a drunken mate. I think he may have a point

[stifler]

snowy slopes said:

I love these people, the look on their faces when i ask if they would like to debate the merits of the davinci code is priceless. Its either that, or tell them im celebrating the rebirth of the anti christ!

Or just answer the door naked. They don't like that.

[Nubbin]

Couple of black-suited American college types appeared at my door a few weeks ago, and I told them I'm not reliogious, I couldn''t give a flying fk about Jehovah and his message, religion is just an outdated method of social control etc. etc. Turned out they were from the Blood Transfusion Service...

[snowy slopes]

stifler said:

snowy slopes said:

I love these people, the look on their faces when i ask if they would like to debate the merits of the davinci code is priceless. Its either that, or tell them im celebrating the rebirth of the anti christ!

Or just answer the door naked. They don't like that.

Oh god no, if i did that they would be hurling in the street!! Telling them your having a black mass works wonders, especially on jehova's.

[Jasandjules]

We had them turn up on the Tuesday after Easter Monday... I was tempted to say I was too tired from slaughtering all those goats and humping virgins the day before, but sadly I was actually just on my way out. Honest. IN fact, I drove past them as they tried to convert the couple next door...

[snowy slopes]

Had a couple of them turn up couple of weeks back. Im in front of house washing the car, gates are locked, this dozy bint tries to open the gate, then says we want to get in to talk to you and give you a copy of the watchtower(jehova bullst) and save you. My reply, the gates are locked for a reason, i dont want your religious claptrap, and why, is there a mad eyed axe murderer stood behind me??? They cleared off sharpish. I dont mind them coming round, but they dont take no for a an answer, and prattle on for ages even after being told to fk right off!

[ShadownINja]

Nobody You Know said:

No he doesn't he hates you! He told me earlier that you touch yourself too much and swear alot.

At the same time? "Oh, my! Oh, God! Oh, fk, yes! fk, fk, fk!!!! That was good! Hm, hungry, now."

[Nobody You Know]

Ferg said:

Nobody You Know said:

No he doesn't he hates you! He told me earlier that you touch yourself too much and swear alot.

How much is too much?


Just so we know.

He (God) said that making man mess more than twice a day is wicked unless it is used to create beautiful babies in his image.

Also he said that crinkle cut oven chips are evil and that I should burn my local primary school down.

[Poledriver]

I haven't had a visit since moving here? Perhaps my 666 registration plate is a giveaway!

[Buffalo]

SellerOfSin said:

Day before Easter I had a couple come in, buy $100 toy, leave me a pocket cross and a pamphlet, and wish me Happy Easter.

mnaybe they were denouncing religion for a life of sin, right there in your shop..?

[Buffalo]

SellerOfSin said:

Day before Easter I had a couple come in, buy $100 toy, leave me a pocket cross and a pamphlet, and wish me Happy Easter.

mnaybe they were denouncing religion for a life of sin, right there in your shop..?

[mechsympathy]

Nubbin said:

Couple of black-suited American college types appeared at my door a few weeks ago, and I told them I'm not reliogious, I couldn''t give a flying fk about Jehovah and his message, religion is just an outdated method of social control etc. etc. Turned out they were from the Blood Transfusion Service...

Unortunately I didn't have time to go off on one, so I had to make do with "That's nice of him, goodbye"