Whatever-the-f**k"GATE"
Whatever-the-f**k"GATE"
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EngJock

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21,405 posts

209 months

Saturday 18th April 2009
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What the fk is up at the moment with the fking dumb fking idiot British press.

Granted, I do read the Daily Wail, but I also read The Sunday Times. And, I swear to fking Lucifer himself, the next time there is some sort of scandal and it is referred to as Whatever-the-fk-is-scandalous-this-weekendGate I am going to personally go to Fleet Street and find some terrorists to start the Explosiongate scandal that will rock Middle Britain to it's fking core.

Why is the suffix "gate" being added to everything at the fking moment? Watergate was what, 35 odd years ago? And, granted as a tender lad of just 23, I have not been reading the paper all that long (around 8 years in total), but I have only noticed this lazy arsed, -mouth journalism being used in this past year or so.

To highlight a fking point or two, here are a couple of the following Gates that can't be opened but can be read about:

Everyones fking favourite of recent months - Sachsgate

Someones hard-on of recent months - Porngate/Pornogate (depending on publication)

There are many fking more, but I have got that red mist thinking about all this that is prohibiting me from remembering any of the s. I just hope Winky Mcfknut gets caught doing something on, or near, a gate. Even the British press aren't the biggest tts in the world that would refer to a scandal as "Gate-gate", I'd like to see if any of them have an original thought in their cretinous minds. s.


Bloobird

238 posts

210 months

Saturday 18th April 2009
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Buying a decent paper one day out of seven is not the best way to build an opinion on British journalism!

ETA - good effort on the rant though BTW smile

Edited by Bloobird on Saturday 18th April 19:42

davido140

9,614 posts

249 months

Saturday 18th April 2009
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10/10 top notch ranting!

Liberal use of the f-bomb and the perfect final word.

Couldnt agree more!

Jasandjules

71,963 posts

252 months

Saturday 18th April 2009
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Are you sure you don't edit the Daily Wail? biggrin

MitchT

17,089 posts

232 months

Saturday 18th April 2009
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Can anyone explain the meaning of the word 'gate' when used in this context? I've looked it up but to no avail.

anonymous-user

77 months

Saturday 18th April 2009
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MitchT said:
Can anyone explain the meaning of the word 'gate' when used in this context? I've looked it up but to no avail.
Just a spin-off of the Watergate scandal, which makes no sense because "Watergate" was the name of the building, so god knows why the suffix 'gate' is being added onto everything.

Agree with the OP though, bloody irritating.

ETA: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_scandals_with...

Edited by Symbolica on Saturday 18th April 20:35

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

234 months

Saturday 18th April 2009
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pistonheadsgate:

Criminal and shocking us of the lock option on posts that strangely appear at the weekends in the hours leading up to and slightly after midnight.

Needs investigation ...

I blame the press and the moderators, Scooby Doo, old man Beasley and the Klingons.

jimmyd123

371 posts

243 months

Saturday 18th April 2009
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It's to do with the Watergate scandal. Mitchell and Web done a sketch on this very subject recently, one arguing it should be called Watergategate.

From Wikipedia 'The Watergate scandal left such an impression on the national and international consciousness that many scandals since then have been labeled with the suffix "-gate".'

tamore

9,642 posts

307 months

Saturday 18th April 2009
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moaning about the british press and admitting to reading the 'wail in the same sentence.

if anyone ever struggles to define 'irony', point them to this thread.

King Herald

23,501 posts

239 months

Saturday 18th April 2009
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EngJock said:
What the fk is up at the moment with the fking dumb fking idiot British press.....

.....Why is the suffix "gate" being added to everything at the fking moment? Watergate was what, 35 odd years ago?
I beleive they are trying to find something simple to 'click' with what they assume the average moron will feels familiar with. A catch phrase as it were.

My pet hate at the moment is this huge hang up the press have with getting people to apologise for stuff. They are begging, screaming, ranting and raving because Gordie won't apologise for the actions of one of his cohorts, sending stupid e mails, and because he won't apologise for fking up the economy.



Who gives a flying fvck whether he apologises or not???????????????????


Does it change anything???????????


Does it make anything better????????????????


He already admits he did wrong, admits he acted like a tvvat, so what the fvck will an apology do to change anything????????????????????????

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

278 months

Saturday 18th April 2009
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I had a similar gripe with THE MILLENNIUM...

Deep joy that one's gone...

Must admit credit crunch is getting ever so slightly on my tits...


King Herald

23,501 posts

239 months

Saturday 18th April 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
I had a similar gripe with THE MILLENNIUM...

Deep joy that one's gone...

Must admit credit crunch is getting ever so slightly on my tits...
I didn't mind the millenium, bit of a novel occasion, but why the fvck did most people celebrate it a year early???????????????

The end of 1999 was NOT the end of the millennium, FOR FVCKS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are 2000 years in two millennia, so let's get to the end of the 2000th year before you start celebrating, you fvcktards!

central

16,745 posts

240 months

Saturday 18th April 2009
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mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

278 months

Saturday 18th April 2009
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I give you....








RAILWAYGATE...


Stick that in yer pipe and suck it...smile

109 Bob

3,762 posts

241 months

Saturday 18th April 2009
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Fleet street? Surely you mean Wapping.

EngJock

Original Poster:

21,405 posts

209 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
I give you....








RAILWAYGATE...


Stick that in yer pipe and suck it...smile
eek


Pow!

3,296 posts

209 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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9.5/10

You didnt use a word such as abso-fking-lutely

But good job! clap

EngJock

Original Poster:

21,405 posts

209 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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tamore said:
moaning about the british press and admitting to reading the 'wail in the same sentence.

if anyone ever struggles to define 'irony', point them to this thread.
hehe Guilty as charged!

HRG

72,863 posts

262 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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10/10 and from a bloody Sweaty too? Much as it ires me, that was top quality rantage Sir thumbup

RDE

5,031 posts

237 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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I think the thing that annoys me most of all is that Watergate wasn't a scandal about water.