I dont believe her for a second

[squareflops]

Sat here on a saturday night when i/we should really be doing something more interesting we get onto the subject of babies (shes painting her tow nails (e) and im looking up the Fantastic Motorsport Photos thread.. very good...

Anyway, the lovely lady to my right says "when im giving birth theres no way your going down there because you'll never fancy me again and you won't want to have sex with me"

Now, im open minded but i doubt this has ever/very rarely happened to a couple. Apparently loads of women think this way but i think what she's failing to recongnise is that men will put themselves pretty much anywhere, animal, vegetable or mineral. The prospect of going back to the special place after weve witnessed the birth of our 1st/2nd/3rd/98th born offspring really doesnt bother us (when i put it like that.. it still doesnt perplex me).

i don't know whether i'll want to look anyway (i realise im disproving my own topic by noting that smilie) but i'd like to have the option but i don't want to get hit with a full bedpan if i try it.

Has anyone else heard this line of drivel or am i just being a git insensitive

un edited for anything

[Baldinho]

Once your lovely lady has had a baby I'll think you'll find she won't want to have sex with you!

[Sheets Tabuer]

Oh I don't know, when my mrs gave birth I made the mistake of looking down there and it looked like a hand grenade had gone off in her pants.

Mind you I wasn't in to the whole sex with a pregnant woman thing either, the only time she has success was with chloroform and viagra.

Gives me the heebee jeebees just thinking about it.

Don't do it.

[NDA]

I think it's quite a common line of thought that a few minutes down at the business end will put the husband off.

It did in my case. I became a celibate and took holy orders. I'm typing this from the monastery.

May the peace of the baby Jebus be with you my son.

[squareflops]

uh oh, i'll run a hot bath










and keep this laptop on my, lap..

Edited by squareflops on Saturday 18th April 23:14

[pejay]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Oh I don't know, when my mrs gave birth I made the mistake of looking down there and it looked like a hand grenade had gone off in her pants.

It's funny because it's true!

[Mr POD]

I was present at the birth of both my children, and with the first there was alot of blood. Lots and Lots.

I still fancy my wife. What she had to go through to give me a son and a daughter was heroic. If men gave birth they'd let the human race die out.

[squareflops]

this is actually a tandoori dish

[Speed_Demon]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Oh I don't know, when my mrs gave birth I made the mistake of looking down there and it looked like a hand grenade had gone off in her pants.

Oh my god I laughed SO hard....

[HunchBack]

Mr POD said:

alot of blood. Lots and Lots.

I still fancy my wife. What she had to go through to give me a son and a daughter was heroic. If men gave birth they'd let the human race die out.

Also agree with the 'grenade' comment, but what they go through makes us men look pathetic for not wanting to see blood as your child is born.

[KANEIT]

I have heard the baby often pooh-poohs during birth. That makes it sound a right concoction of awfulness.
Night-night all!

[HunchBack]

Only sh$t heads..your fine with normal babies.

Edited by HunchBack on Sunday 19th April 00:20

[squareflops]

i've heard the women does during, sometimes.. that could stop potential falatio, for some..

[Steamer]

squareflops said:

i've heard the women does during, sometimes..

I'm pretty certain I would do a pant-load if something the size of a melon was coming out of me too!

...from experience though - I was seeing a lady that had five kids... certainly not an issue with her equipment - she was ACE! She was still doing some modelling too.

[tossbag]

Noooooooooooo!

[Slyjoe]

st - I got turned on by this big african doctor woman having a feel down there!
Go for it as soon as its no longer looks like a wizards sleeve.

[Defcon]

squareflops said:

this is actually a tandoori dish

bks, its a screen from the X-rated edition of Hellboy isn't it?

[squareflops]

Modelling eh what is it we normally ask for next in these situations?

I see no issue with the sex after kids thing, i'm not phased by the sex during bit either, although im sure many of you could come up with reasons that would chill me to the core

[Pesty]

KANEIT said:

I have heard the baby often pooh-poohs during birth. That makes it sound a right concoction of awfulness.
Night-night all!

Its not the babies its the mother because of all the pushing

Edited by Pesty on Sunday 19th April 01:14

[Berserker LM]

One of my friends wanted to watch herself give birth (eek!) and had a mirror positioned so she could look at the whole ghastly specticle. To cut a long, gruesome story short, it put her off sex for a VERY long time.