Impractical solutions to everyday problems
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ShadownINja said:
Suggest your worst/daftest/most impractical solution that would actually work.
Problem 1) I can't get the lid off the jam jar.
Problem 2) My desk rocks slightly; one of the legs is warped so appears shorter/out of line.
Problem 1) Go to the gym you weaklingProblem 1) I can't get the lid off the jam jar.
Problem 2) My desk rocks slightly; one of the legs is warped so appears shorter/out of line.
Problem 2) Stop being a pikey & buy a new desk
ShadownINja said:
Suggest your worst/daftest/most impractical solution that would actually work.
Problem 1) I can't get the lid off the jam jar.
Problem 2) My desk rocks slightly; one of the legs is warped so appears shorter/out of line.
1) Throw it on kitchen floor - hard. Presto, jam jar is open.Problem 1) I can't get the lid off the jam jar.
Problem 2) My desk rocks slightly; one of the legs is warped so appears shorter/out of line.
2) Saw one of the chair legs down so that you are at the same angle.
ShadownINja said:
Suggest your worst/daftest/most impractical solution that would actually work.
Problem 1) I can't get the lid off the jam jar.
Problem 2) My desk rocks slightly; one of the legs is warped so appears shorter/out of line.
1] ask the prettiest/most fanciable woman in the office to open it for you. Problem 1) I can't get the lid off the jam jar.
Problem 2) My desk rocks slightly; one of the legs is warped so appears shorter/out of line.
2] bend all other legs the same. if your boss / occ. health spots you doing this, you might get a few days at home 'having a rest'
ShadownINja said:
Problem 1) I can't get the lid off the jam jar.
Glue/weld the lid to the flywheel of a supercharged LSx V8.Glue/weld the bottom of the jar to something suitably solid, like a headstone.
Start engine, rev until the lid is free. You may need to retrieve some small traces of jam from adjacent objects.
Take jar, and insert in anus.
Take leg off table, beat someone with it untill it straightens.
When your 400 lb cellmate first attempts to bugger you, he will have to remove the impediment, at which point he will exclaim 'Oooh, jam' , and rip the lid off with his huge bear like paws.
Job done.
What happens next may make the outcome seem less than worthwhile, however.
Take leg off table, beat someone with it untill it straightens.
When your 400 lb cellmate first attempts to bugger you, he will have to remove the impediment, at which point he will exclaim 'Oooh, jam' , and rip the lid off with his huge bear like paws.
Job done.
What happens next may make the outcome seem less than worthwhile, however.
Justayellowbadge said:
Take jar, and insert in anus.
Take leg off table, beat someone with it untill it straightens.
When your 400 lb cellmate first attempts to bugger you, he will have to remove the impediment, at which point he will exclaim 'Oooh, jam' , and rip the lid off with his huge bear like paws.
Job done.
What happens next may make the outcome seem less than worthwhile, however.
We have a winner.Take leg off table, beat someone with it untill it straightens.
When your 400 lb cellmate first attempts to bugger you, he will have to remove the impediment, at which point he will exclaim 'Oooh, jam' , and rip the lid off with his huge bear like paws.
Job done.
What happens next may make the outcome seem less than worthwhile, however.
For all the wrong reasons.
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