Are you a millionaire?

[oyster]

It's a poll based on greed, envy, one-upmanship, snobbery and probably will be full of untrue responses but what the hell.

The rules:
Must be net worth. Can be liquid or illiquid.

[10 Pence Short]

No.

[Steamer]

No but my friends are Milliners -

....often handy friends to have... but dont get the drinks-in as often as millionaires do.

[Jasandjules]

10 Pence Short said:

No.

Are you 10 pence short?

[Rob.]

Is this thread going to become a willy waving exercise of people who are "considerably richer than yow"?

ETA: No, I'm not a millionaire. Yet.

Edited by Rob. on Tuesday 21st April 18:08

[Nolar Dog]

Yes thanks.

Do you have a harder question?

[g4ry13]

I'm a billionaire - I've left a few billion lying around in my house and I don't even know where it is at the moment.

[Los Palmas 7]

Steamer said:

No but my friends are Milliners -

....often handy friends to have... but dont get the drinks-in as often as millionaires do.

I have several Haberdasher friends. They're lovely people, but the joke doesn't work as well as yours.

[10 Pence Short]

Jasandjules said:

10 Pence Short said:

No.

Are you 10 pence short?

Yes.

[AlexKP]

Crikey - so out of 45 people polled so far, 8 are claiming to be worth more than £2million net.

Sadly I am no longer one of them by quite some margin.

[LotusACBC]

Great poll!! If these numbers are true, it says alot of about the members of PH (not in any good or bad way mind you, just says alot)

[sday12]

LotusACBC said:

Great poll!! If these numbers are true, it says alot of about the members of PH (not in any good or bad way mind you, just says alot)

Yep, they're liars or can't add up!

[missdiane]

If I was a millionaire I'd be out playing in one of my many cars/helicopters or playing on my bucking bronco, swimming in my heated indoor 50ft pool, or counting all of my Jimmy choos, or instructing my butler to instruct the cook to make me a nice dinner.
Instead I am sat here thinking of chickens.

[Jasandjules]

10 Pence Short said:

Jasandjules said:

10 Pence Short said:

No.

Are you 10 pence short?

Yes.

If only the interest rates were higher you'd make that 10p and be a millionaire overnight...

[HD Adam]

I was the other month in Indonesia

[Gun]

No where near sadly.

[elster]

So this is including assets?

So houses, cars, belongings?

Are we taking off a mortgage or leaving it on?

As if I leave the mortgage on I'm about -£150k

[Slagathore]

I'll wait until Friday's Euromillions draw 'til I answer.......

[LeeThePeople]

I wish I was, will be a billionaire one day so I can hopefully chill out with the family and not worry about an income.

[IforB]

Probably, but as it's all tied up in houses and businesses, it's irrelevant really. I'm still skint!