free to the first person....

[shirt]

....who pm's me their address. lewis hamilton's biography. was given it as a gift but skim read it in all of 5 seconds. seems mainly to consist of the phrase 'vodafone mclaren mercedes' and pitched at 5yr olds.

any takers?

[hornetrider]

I need a door stop.

[Invisible man]

try ecurie ecosse......I seem to remember him being a fan

[SpydieNut]

nice offer - but i've all the firewood i need

[Cap'n Custud]

Why not give it to the person who can come up with the most unusual/amusing thing to do with it. They then have to provide photo evidence!

[Steamer]

Ideal book for a read on the crapper too...

I didnt need any andrex for a week.

[SpydieNut]

Steamer said:

Ideal book for a read on the crapper too...

I didnt need any andrex for a week.

it would literally bore the st out of you

[shirt]

Cap'n Custud said:

Why not give it to the person who can come up with the most unusual/amusing thing to do with it. They then have to provide photo evidence!

much better idea! best idea by close of play [6pm for us work skiving PHers!]

[Parsnip]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Funniest thing i have read in a while, chapeau to you sir!

Does this make me a bad person?

[GreenDog]

I was given it as a gift - never even open it

[GreenDog]

I was given it as a gift - never even open it

[GKP]

Where would I file it in the library? Fact or Fiction?









Or Bin.

[Poledriver]

GKP said:

Where would I file it in the library? Fact or Fiction?









Or Bin.

Fantasy!

HTH

[crossle]

Always makes me laugh when someone in their twenties deems it necessary to pen an autobiography...

[JJCW]

SpydieNut said:

Steamer said:

Ideal book for a read on the crapper too...

I didnt need any andrex for a week.

it would literally bore the st out of you

[JJCW]

crossle said:

Always makes me laugh when someone in their twenties deems it necessary to pen an autobiography...

You don't honestly think he wrote more than 100 words himself do you?

[peanutjb]

I'm lucky enough to own two copies! One orignal hardback and another version updated with lots of new pictures! Can't say I've found the motivation to read it yet...

[Steamer]

JJCW said:

crossle said:

Always makes me laugh when someone in their twenties deems it necessary to pen an autobiography...

You don't honestly think he wrote more than 100 words himself do you?

I'm sure he did - but his dad was holding the top of the pencil.

[shirt]

the one i have is the updated hardback. its quite a thick tome but could be summarised in less than a page.

the thing is, a 'proper' biog with insight into the various formulae he's raced in, some racing anecdotes and stories of key battles during the season etc. - would be worth reading. but its a vodafone mclaren mercedes advert and nothing more.

not had one single PM! very telling.

[Cap'n Custud]

Ok, Ill be the first to enter.

I would rip out each page and use them to make a huge papier mache (sp?) giant sized cock. (Can i say that and not get binned?)

I would then post it to the guys at Pistonheads to use as a trophy for some special "retard of the year" award at the BT&P.

How does that sound?