A definitive list of things to take camping.......

[Emsman]

Can we have a definitive list of all camping items to take for newbies?

Have got tent, inflatable matress, new kidney.

Anything else?

[boolay]

Toilet Roll

[gtdc]

Immodium
Wet wipes
Beer goggles

[RVVUNM]

gtdc said:

Immodium
Wet wipes
Beer goggles
Radio
Fridge
Penknife
Bottle opener

[ph1l5]

Immodium
Wet wipes
Beer goggles
Radio
Fridge
Penknife
Bottle opener
Head Ache tabs
Suncream

[noblesparky]

Condom

[gtdc]

Cash bribe for gendarme

[//j17]

Passport, keys, credit card - Job done.

[MadMacMcMad]

Condom! What the hell for?
The guy in the adjacent tent last year probably could of made use of a few.
Bit too much knuckle shuffling at 3 in the morning. Mind you, you have to earn a name like 'Baron bashoneov'

[GaryHetherington]

My list from last year:

Long Extension
Fridge
Generator
Chain & Lock
Inverter
2 x Plug Adapter
Torch
Batteries
Sleeping Bag
Pillow
Mattress
Pump
Ratchet Straps
Gaffa Tape
Socket Set
Spanner Set
Screwdrivers
Coolbag
Bottle Opener
Knife & Fork
Baby Wipes
Sunglasses
Ice Bags
Phone Charger
Sat Nav & Charger
Sunscreen
Baseball Cap
Clothes
Towel
Toiletries
Toilet Roll (2 each)
Driving Licence
Car Insurance
Passport
Euros
Camera
Walkie talkies
Umbrella
Waterproof top
Kitchen Towel
Black Sacks
BBQ Tongs
Hot Dogs
Marshmallows
Wooden Sticks

Luckily I take an estate car!

[noblesparky]

MadMacMcMad said:

Condom! What the hell for?
The guy in the adjacent tent last year probably could of made use of a few.
Bit too much knuckle shuffling at 3 in the morning. Mind you, you have to earn a name like 'Baron bashoneov'

For when you get shafted by the gendarmes

[The Angry Gopher]

Beermountain has a definitive list of essential and not-so-essential items:

http://beermountain.com/whattopack.htm

Great site for newbies

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

GaryHetherington said:

My list from last year:

Long Extension
Fridge
Generator
Chain & Lock
Inverter
2 x Plug Adapter
Torch
Batteries for Rampant Rabbit
Sleeping Bag
Pillow
Mattress
Penis Pump
Ratchet Straps
Gaffa Tape
Socket Set
Spanner Set
Screwdrivers
Coolbag
Bottle Opener
Knife & Fork
Baby Wipes
Sunglasses
Ice Bags
Phone Charger
Sat Nav & Charger
Sunscreen
Baseball Cap
Clothes
Towel
Toiletries
Toilet Roll (2 each)
Driving Licence
Car Insurance
Passport
Euros
Camera
Walkie talkies
Umbrella
Waterproof top
Kitchen Towel
Black Strap-on
BBQ Thongs
Hot Dogs
Marshmallows
Wooden Sticks

Luckily I take an estate car!

ETA. Almost the same as me, except a few important items

[slartibartfast]

sense of humour.

[White-Noise]

Hunting rifle with night scope.

Download the club arnage guide or as said head to beermountain

[spoonies]

For those of us with "farmers" - Anusol and no I'm not sharing

[White-Noise]

spoonies said:

For those of us with "farmers" - Anusol and no I'm not sharing

I am an idiot, what does this mean???

[daveinbracknell]

I always take someone who is organised

That's it..

[baron bashoneov]

MadMacMcMad said:

Condom! What the hell for?
The guy in the adjacent tent last year probably could of made use of a few.
Bit too much knuckle shuffling at 3 in the morning. Mind you, you have to earn a name like 'Baron bashoneov'

W.A.C McMad

[spoonies]

White-Noise said:

spoonies said:

For those of us with "farmers" - Anusol and no I'm not sharing

I am an idiot, what does this mean???

You're not an idiot, Farmer Giles = Piles.