Stuck in an airport for 3 more hours
Stuck in an airport for 3 more hours
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Rotary Madness

Original Poster:

2,285 posts

204 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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Flights been delayed until 11:30pm, wtf do you do in an american airport for 3 hours that wont get you shot/arrested/cavity searched?

moosepig

1,306 posts

259 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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Wait.

And be grateful that you aren't starving in some third world ghetto.

HTH.

V8TVR1978

895 posts

208 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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Rotary Madness said:
Flights been delayed until 11:30pm, wtf do you do in an american airport for 3 hours that wont get you shot/arrested/cavity searched?
Anything you want......

Just somethings will get you farther down your list... So buy yourself some vasoline before doing anything...

rockinatmidnight

852 posts

209 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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I got stuck in alacante airport couple years ago for about 14~ hours. Was totally horrible, didn't get any sleep in about 36~ hours. Horrible!!!
Try lie down somewhere with an iPod or something, just do something to rest for the flight smile

WestYorkie

1,811 posts

213 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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moosepig said:
Wait.

And be grateful that you aren't starving in some third world ghetto like Zante airport.

HTH.
EFA

BTW 2 double Scotch wink

Mobsta

5,614 posts

273 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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Take a trolley dolly hostage and pretend to hijack the plane with a chocolate revolver. Security will also be bored, and will buy you beer for the good laughs when you fess up afterwards.

Rotary Madness

Original Poster:

2,285 posts

204 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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I duont know about pissing off security, me and the brother almost got thrown out of disney for starting a fight with some american football fans biggrin

Might take a swim in the fountain at the entrance, and take bets to see how long it takes to be removed wink

cottonfoo

6,022 posts

228 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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I had a ten hour stop in Hong Kong about 5 years ago. As a smoker, I was in the (grim) smoking room rolling one up while 16 Chinese businessmen stared at me intently. One plucked up the courage to come over and ask (in hand signals) what I was doing, followed by the rest, who ended up in a semi-circle around me while I taught them all how to roll-up smile

anonymous-user

72 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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Rotary Madness said:
Flights been delayed until 11:30pm, wtf do you do in an american airport for 3 hours that wont get you shot/arrested/cavity searched?
Go to the first class lounge, get a drink, something to eat and a copy of the London Times and relax.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

207 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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Rotary Madness said:
I duont know about pissing off security
US airport + pissed off security = cavity search

Rotary Madness said:
Might take a swim in the fountain at the entrance, and take bets to see how long it takes to be removed wink
I think this would come under the heading of "how to ps off security".

Nintendo DS or Ipod or even perhaps a book?

Sheets Tabuer

20,475 posts

233 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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self flagellate while shouting god is great/allah akbar

Mobsta

5,614 posts

273 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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Sheets Tabuer said:
self flagellate while shouting god is great/allah akbar
...whilst pretending to ride an invisible and out of control bucking bronco through the crowds. Its a thanksgiving ritual, the yanks love it.

Boozy

2,425 posts

237 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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Could you try one of those massaging chair things and see if they're actually any good? I've always been amazed by them but too tight to spend a quid or whatever they cost, cheers!

g4ry13

19,924 posts

273 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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The good thing I found about US airports is free wi-fi. So much better than the UK. Porn and PH tbh.

Chuffer

1,021 posts

208 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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I got stuck in Bangkok airport for just over 5 hours.

Meh, could be better, could be worse.

whistle