Don't Google THAT!

[308mate]

The Mondeo is in for a service tomorrow, so Ive got a Fiesta courtesy car. I wanted to show the missus what Fiestas look like so I googled "Fiesta" and predictably, got a couple of p0rn shots (safe search off).

"Well thats just typical." I said. "Type any word into this and you'll get filth. Go on, give me a word - any word."
"Mmmmm.....ablutions." she says.
"Are you serious? Im already afraid at what I'll find." says I.

So I google it and guess what I got? Nothing. Not a sausage - so to speak. You can literally put ANYTHING in there and yet the obvious filth-giver yields complete innocence.

So, as per the title, what entirely innocent words are the harbinger of doom on the work computer?

This OP is also my IBTL, fyi

[Cotty]

If you like 1931 Ford Model A's with big V8's, flames, roof chops, slammed stance big and little wheels don't search for them by looking up Hot Rod.

Now it actually brings up pictures of cars but that was not the case previously.

[Howard-]

Flange

[.:ian:.]

If you search images.google.com for the phrase images.google.com you get a couple of racy images, not really porn though..

[Pow!]

pistonheads

ETA: with the filters turned off

Edited by Pow! on Monday 27th April 22:38

[BMWBen]

"squirt" gives a truly mind boggling mixture of absolute filth and baby feeding devices.

[RadoVR6]

BMWBen said:

"squirt" gives a truly mind boggling mixture of absolute filth and baby feeding devices.

Dont try megasquirt then!

[ThunderSpook]

Black or pink work quite well.

[Katanga]

Gully hole

[NDA]

Fletching is the art of making arrows.

Easy mistake though.

[Howard-]

NDA said:

Fletching is the art of making arrows.

Easy mistake though.

[The Black Flash]

We sometimes play "google roulette" at work. Image search, safe search off. Then you take it in turns to suggest innocent words which the other person has to google. "Cucumber", for example.

Fortunately, our IT people aren't really "on it".

[escargot]

NDA said:

Fletching is the art of making arrows.

Easy mistake though.

[im]

Pow! said:

pistonheads

ETA: with the filters turned off

Safe as houses - nothing I wouldn't show my Gran in the first 6 pages of results.

[monthefish]

"Repost"

[Slinky1989]

my mother wanted pictures of "blue tits" once for a display she was making for her preschool about birds....


She didn't get what she had in mind

[alanruss]

When looking for a good deal on tyres... I tried googling 'Black Circles' as I remembered a mobile fitting place with a name like that.

I didn't make the connection till the search came back!

[pits]

Rule 34

[AndyS2]

We're doing quite a bit of work at the moment supplying parts to upgrade the MODs Landrovers, sometimes called Snatch or Vixens. I'd never seen any pics of a finished vehicle so I, rather naively, Googled Snatch Vixen Landrover! Needless to say I didn't get many pics of cars!!!

[im]

pits said:

Rule 34