£380 fit for the bin
£380 fit for the bin
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pits

Original Poster:

6,609 posts

208 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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Cant have anything nice these days.
About 5 years ago I bought myself some spray equipment for work use, not cheap I might add, at the time coming in at about 2k, for a gun, a turbine and a hose, nothing else.
For reference this is what that 2kish got me


Now I ordered a slightly different spray gun, about £380 worth, you get this one standard
this is maxum II. I ordered the Maxum I, because it had a slim line trigger, and only one pivot point on the trigger as opposed to the 2 seen on the trigger above.

Beautifull gun, best I have ever used, tried all the grav feeds, and the expensive sealey guns, all complete ste imho, and any sprayer will agree or disagree with me, because everyone has there own preferences on spraying.

Anyway, comes with a lovely chrome finish, I keep it clean, every day it was cleaned properly, every Friday it was stripped down, cleaned internally, oiled etc...

A year ago I hung my gun up, said it was an emergency use only gun, and I expect it to be returned every night exactly as I left it.

2 months later my fking gun has disapeared, fast forward to this week. I have just found my fking gun, and I am now on the fking war path, I feel like braining every that works here that has used my gun, and I would use the gun to fking do it!

Starters
Pot has been cleaned with a fking wire brush no more lovely finish for me, and whats that a big fk off ing dent in it aswell!
Inside the pot, is fking white where some gammon slipper has not cleaned it, and just swilled it out!

Projection set, my no 3 needle, BENT!!!!! End cap, missing

Return spring, for the needle, gone!

So just finding the above in this state, piss firmly boiled!

Lets have a look over the gun itself.
Feed tube locked behind, no problem I will use the bottom lever (as seen on pic) to adjust, no I wont, some has snapped it off

Then it dawns on me...Wheres my chrome finish! fkING GONE!!!! Some complete donkey gobbling arse faced cock socket, has left it in a tub of spray gun magic and its ripped all the paint of the gun and my fking chrome finish!

Black handle now white, so I decided to check the action, pull the trigger, falls off in my hand...LIVID NOW!!!! In fact if I wasnt so angry I would probably be on the floor in the fetal position, crying with pain due to the boiled piss in my bladder now searing through

Try to calm myself down only to notice that, the gun and the middle area with feed tube, is bent!!! some complete twunt has bent my gun, and there is no logical way it can be bent either! I tried to take it apart, and its seperated in the wrong place and taken a bit off that shouldnt come undone!

When I catch the monarch of all bum snackers that has done this I will be going nuts on them, I am angry enough to shake my fist in anger, and maybe even write a letter to someone, anyone, just to let them know that I am an angry man!

Top it all off, I cant replace that gun, because they dont make it anymore, and what tops that off, the icing on the cake....No those little baubels of icing in the twirly pattern you get on cakes, like big iced gems, is the gun has now come down alot in price! Money thrown away! Not even those big iced gems on a cake would make me happy, not even bannana angel delight would make me a happy man right now frown

Silent1

19,761 posts

253 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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TL:DR

Here, have a cookie

pits

Original Poster:

6,609 posts

208 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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Not eve a Rolo cookie would help

Silent1

19,761 posts

253 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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You're buggered then mate, perhaps 2 rolo cookies?

shakotan

10,825 posts

214 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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You need a DeVilbiss GTI...

isee

3,713 posts

201 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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10/10 ranting
really could relate with your anger and frustration, despite never having used a paint gun myself.
nice swer word usage, but not too much so it just look slike you were going for a swearword count record.
In fact I am actually pretty upset at the fking patetic excuse of a who has done that to your gun!

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

229 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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Good rant. Good length, full of murderous hate and anger, of boiling rage and frustrations and of a quality not usually seen on PH. If your rant was paint gun, it would be chromed with a straight needle and a bump free finish..

Find the fecker and go do great and untold damage. It's only right.

Do unto them as they did unto your paint pot.

</bibleofpaintsprayers - 10th commandment>


pits

Original Poster:

6,609 posts

208 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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We would have to be talking a box of fking Rolo cookies here, and maybe even some ttting Iced Gems, but not to many of them because they make me feel ill after a while..

Devilbliss GTI, is a nice gun but no good for the paints we use and the system we use, all Capspray stuff we need due to the viscosity of the paint and how much material gets used, if I was using it for anything else, it would be replaced with the GTI


Yes it is pretty poor, that someone could treat my st like this, I wouldnt go over there house, piss all over there sky box, and smear a big poo, I am talking same size and consitency as birthday cake, over the teleboxes, as this is the same degree as what they have done to me.

I wouldnt borrow one of there pissy little cars, for a few months, leave it parked under a tree, with 4 flat tyres, a cracked windscreen and dents all over it, for them to fix and not having the god damn common decency to apologise for it at least and pay to fix it

I have broken things of theres, and mates, every single thing I have broken I have replaced, even down to a 17mm socket I supposedly broke, but it wasnt me, I didnt it out of decency

dibbers006

14,530 posts

236 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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I hate people who disrespect other peoples property.

In the same way I wouldn't st on my Grans knitting. Just because I can't 'appreciate' it doesn't mean I would have any less respect for it or the work she put into it.

'It's only a Spray Gun mate'... well buy your own fking one you .

Sympathies with you fella frown

isee

3,713 posts

201 months

Xenocide

4,286 posts

226 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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Ermm.. sure it's not a differnt gun as it's a different color and finish?

jammy_basturd

29,778 posts

230 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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pits said:
donkey gobbling arse faced cock socket
Succinct, original.

pits

Original Poster:

6,609 posts

208 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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isee, thats the MaxumII I have the Maxum I, which I specifically went for, due to have the better pivot on the trigger, and a slim line trigger.
My trigger is about 125mm at finger tips, the Maxum II is about 200mm wide, and it makes the difference having the smaller one...

Also to get it into the uk will still cost £300 frown


No gun, No Rolo cookies, No Iced Gems, I will have to consoul myself with bannana angel delight later

pits

Original Poster:

6,609 posts

208 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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Xenocide said:
Ermm.. sure it's not a differnt gun as it's a different color and finish?
I am the only one with that specific gun here, and its my serial number on the gun.


asbo

26,140 posts

232 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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Have you considered suicide?

Cheeky Jim

1,276 posts

298 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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Aw Man, that was a Beautifulllll rant!

Has me welling up with pride, that a fellow PH can demonstrate such lucidity and point scoring unheard of.

10/10!


ph1l5

5,027 posts

220 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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PMSL, great rant. crying with laughter at work. Sorry.

pits

Original Poster:

6,609 posts

208 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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asbo said:
Have you considered suicide?
Have you considered buying me some god damn Rolo cookies????!?!?!?!

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

250 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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Persoanlly I am mildly bewildered that you lot are pulling each other off over that rant.
I couldn't read beyond about the first 3000 words it was so boring.
Just droning on and on and on and on about some kind of gun with a chrome finish blah blah blah.
booooooooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg.

jammy_basturd

29,778 posts

230 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
Persoanlly I am mildly bewildered that you lot are pulling each other off over that rant.
I couldn't read beyond about the first 3000 words it was so boring.
Just droning on and on and on and on about some kind of gun with a chrome finish blah blah blah.
booooooooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg.
Boring only has one 'r'.