why do people worry?

[MISS E]

why do people worry?

[Adrian Gumball]

Swine Fever- close your doors, thats why!

[andy400]

I don't know, but they do far too much of it.

It's quite worrying really.....

[pies]

All was worked to this rule

"Don't worry about things you can't control,if you're worrying about something which you can control stop worrying and deal with it"

[drivin_me_nuts]

Flu
Urinary infections
Cystitis
Kideny Stones

Measles
Endometriosis

Wheat Allergy
Hernias
Asthma
Testicular Cancer

Allergies

Stress
Tumors
Urinary Infections
Pancreatic Cancer
Insomnia
Diabetes

Queing
Ulcers
Epilepsey
Stress (again)
Tiredness
Indigestion
Oral-Thrush
New Labour

[Los Palmas 7]

I don't. Never have, never will.

[elster]

Isn't there a poem about this?

Something along the lines of

Why worry?

You're either healthy or ill. If healthy, why worry
If you are ill you will either live or you will die, if you live why worry?
If you die you will either go to heaven or hell....etc etc

[Davey111]

Always quite liked this:


Why worry?

In this life there are only two things to worry about.

Either you will be healthy or sick.
If you are healthy, there is nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about.

Either you will live or you will die.
If you live, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die there are only two things to worry about.

You will either go to heaven or to hell.
If you go to heaven, there will be nothing to worry about.
If you go to hell, you'll be so darn busy shaking hands with all your friends,
you won't have time to worry!

SO WHY WORRY?


Author Unknown

[Los Palmas 7]

Davey111 said:

You will either go to heaven or to hell.

Except you won't, because there are no such things. So you will just die and rot. Or get burnt.

Either way, you're still dead, so no worries.

[elster]

Davey111 said:

Always quite liked this:


Why worry?

In this life there are only two things to worry about.

Either you will be healthy or sick.
If you are healthy, there is nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about.

Either you will live or you will die.
If you live, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die there are only two things to worry about.

You will either go to heaven or to hell.
If you go to heaven, there will be nothing to worry about.
If you go to hell, you'll be so darn busy shaking hands with all your friends,
you won't have time to worry!

SO WHY WORRY?


Author Unknown

That's the one

[Davey111]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Davey111 said:

You will either go to heaven or to hell.

Except you won't, because there are no such things. So you will just die and rot. Or get burnt.

Either way, you're still dead, so no worries.

Somehow I knew when I quoted that I would a comment along those lines.

[ShadownINja]

"But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about.
Either you will live or you will die."

Erm. So the poem agrees there's something to worry about. And worrying about dying is a worry as it could be painful, you might not have things prepared for your loved ones etc etc. Am I being too sensible in this thread?

Edited by ShadownINja on Tuesday 28th April 16:51

[Los Palmas 7]

Davey111 said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Davey111 said:

You will either go to heaven or to hell.

Except you won't, because there are no such things. So you will just die and rot. Or get burnt.

Either way, you're still dead, so no worries.

Somehow I knew when I quoted that I would a comment along those lines.

What?

[trooperiziz]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Flu
Urinary infections
Cystitis
Kideny Stones

Measles
Endometriosis

Wheat Allergy
Hernias
Asthma
Testicular Cancer

Allergies

Stress
Tumors
Urinary Infections
Pancreatic Cancer
Insomnia
Diabetes

Queing
Ulcers
Epilepsey
Stress (again)
Tiredness
Indigestion
Oral-Thrush
New Labour

I'd suggest you stop worrying and go see a doctor, that is quite a list of complaints! Surprised you can still use a keyboard.

[sstein]

MISS E said:

why do people worry?

Because the Daily Mail tells them to worry, and they are too thick to think for themselves.

[MaxAndRuby]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Flu
Urinary infections
Cystitis
Kideny Stones

Measles
Endometriosis

Wheat Allergy
Hernias
Asthma
Testicular Cancer

Allergies

Stress
Tumors
Urinary Infections
Pancreatic Cancer
Insomnia
Diabetes

Queing
Ulcers
Epilepsey
Stress (again)
Tiredness
Indigestion
Oral-Thrush
New Labour

But other than that?

[Murray993]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Oral-Thrush

Is that real, I'll have to add it to my list of worries...

[sunbeam_alpine]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Flu
Urinary infections
Cystitis
Kideny Stones

Measles
Endometriosis

Wheat Allergy
Hernias
Asthma
Testicular Cancer

Allergies

Stress
Tumors
Urinary Infections
Pancreatic Cancer
Insomnia
Diabetes

Queing
Ulcers
Epilepsey
Stress (again)
Tiredness
Indigestion
Oral-Thrush
New Labour

If you put New Labour at the end of your list your priorities are completely wrong.

[sleep envy]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Flu
Urinary infections
Cystitis
Kideny Stones

Measles
Endometriosis

Wheat Allergy
Hernias
Asthma
Testicular Cancer

Allergies

Stress
Tumors
Urinary Infections
Pancreatic Cancer
Insomnia
Diabetes

Queing
Ulcers
Epilepsey
Stress (again)
Tiredness
Indigestion
Oral-Thrush
New Labour

in the deserts of Sudan, sorry, I meant summer, buddy holly, the working folly, good golly Ms Molly and nanny goats

[Los Palmas 7]

sleep envy said:

in the deserts of Sudan, sorry, I meant summer, buddy holly, the working folly, good golly Ms Molly and nanny goats

Love a duck we're as common as muck.