Would you eat your partner to prevent starvation

[Topboy]

Scenario.

The pandemic is rife

All public services have broken down. There is no water, electricity, gas, food, etc etc.

Everyone is quarantined to thier homes.

Your partner becomes infected and dies at home with you.

Question.

Would you eat your dead partner after you had disinfected her remains and made them safe for consumption?

[Nobody You Know]

I don't have a partner, can I eat yours?

[anonymous-user]

why are u even thinking about it ...

[Topboy]

Nobody You Know said:

I don't have a partner, can I eat yours?

Sure mate there's enough for both of us

[Nobody You Know]

Topboy said:

Nobody You Know said:

I don't have a partner, can I eat yours?

Sure mate there's enough for both of us

Uhhh actually... I only like lean cuts.

[dirty boy]

I eat my partner most nights to ensure I don't starve.

oh wait. that sort of starvation

[SpydieNut]

i've a length of sausage my partner can eat anytime she wants - to avoid starvation, of course

[Penny-lope]

What's the point, there's no water....you'd be dead in a few days anyway

And I'd eat the ex....plenty meat on his bones. Although the possible future Mr Penny-lope has even more

[Glassman]

Topboy said:

Would you eat your dead partner after you had disinfected her remains and made them safe for consumption?

How long have you had this thought?

[miguel38]

Nobody You Know said:

Topboy said:

Nobody You Know said:

I don't have a partner, can I eat yours?

Sure mate there's enough for both of us

Uhhh actually... I only like lean cuts.

Boom Boom Tissss

[northwest monkey]

SpydieNut said:

i've a length of sausage my partner can eat anytime she wants - to avoid starvation, of course

My missus is obviously a veggie then

[Topboy]

Penny-lope said:

What's the point, there's no water....you'd be dead in a few days anyway

And I'd eat the ex....plenty meat on his bones. Although the possible future Mr Penny-lope has even more

The Body is made up of alot of water

Edited by Topboy on Tuesday 28th April 23:22

[Glassman]

Topboy said:

The Body is made up of alot of water

How much more of the subject have you researched?

[snuffle]

If theres no water etc then how are you gonna disinfect the body , surely it would be easier to raid the cupboards and eat beans?

[Penny-lope]

Topboy said:

Penny-lope said:

What's the point, there's no water....you'd be dead in a few days anyway

And I'd eat the ex....plenty meat on his bones. Although the possible future Mr Penny-lope has even more

The Body is made up of alot of water

Edited by Topboy on Tuesday 28th April 23:22

Yes I know, approx 80%....but it's mixed with lots of 'stuff', and not as if you could separate it as you have no power source.

Plus what if you didn't like your food barbecued???

[Dupont666]

Topboy said:

Scenario.

The pandemic is rife

All public services have broken down. There is no water, electricity, gas, food, etc etc.

Everyone is quarantined to thier homes.

Your partner becomes infected and dies at home with you.

Question.

Would you eat your dead partner after you had disinfected her remains and made them safe for consumption?

Ok.... so you thought about it and would actually eat infected meat??? I mean how you going to disinfect it? dettol?

I have some nice cjd burgers you can have if you want a trial run of eating infected/disease ridden meat.... put a bit of dettol on and away you go.

[Justayellowbadge]

Penny-lope said:

What's the point, there's no water....you'd be dead in a few days anyway

And I'd eat the ex....plenty meat on his bones. Although the possible future Mr Penny-lope has even more

You're fking a fatty?

Single moms. They'll take anything.

[Penny-lope]

Justayellowbadge said:

Penny-lope said:

What's the point, there's no water....you'd be dead in a few days anyway

And I'd eat the ex....plenty meat on his bones. Although the possible future Mr Penny-lope has even more

You're fking a fatty?

Single moms. They'll take anything.

[Glassman]

Dupont666 said:

I have some nice cjd burgers you can have if you want a trial run of eating infected/disease ridden meat.... put a bit of dettol on and away you go.

...and sit tight for a st load of charcoal-pork

[Poledriver]

Penny-lope said:

the possible future Mr Penny-lope

Remember where you heard it first folks!