That toilet air freshner advert.
That toilet air freshner advert.
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Silent1

Original Poster:

19,761 posts

255 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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"but mummy i want to do a poo in pauls bathroom"

What the merry fk is going on there?
i don't want to know the scatalogical details of an air freshner in a toilet, nor do i want to listen to some hell-spawn's incessant whinings about wanting to defecate in someone elses toilet.

Ban it, ban it now.

Silent1

Original Poster:

19,761 posts

255 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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Double fk i've mis-spelt the title.

Tits.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

269 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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can you imagine, you get a knock at the door and when you open it you're presented with a little boy who asks if he can curl one off into your pan?

it'd be gary glitter's wet dream

308mate

13,758 posts

242 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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Is this that same child who exclaims that he's dropped one thats going to peel the paint off the walls with its stench and insists his mother come in while he's curling it out, to replace the air freshener?

scratchchin

unfknblvble

DrTre

12,957 posts

252 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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I wholeheartedly agree.

What complete shower of yak spaff came up with that titty fking robochrist abomination of an advert.

PS, how the hell did your swear word get through the filter?...you've not doctored it in any way that I can see?

Silent1

Original Poster:

19,761 posts

255 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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DrTre said:
I wholeheartedly agree.

What complete shower of yak spaff came up with that titty fking robochrist abomination of an advert.

PS, how the hell did your swear word get through the filter?...you've not doctored it in any way that I can see?
I actually exploded into a fit of rage on seeing this tripe for the first time, it took a good 30 seconds for me to calm down.

As for the swear words no idea chap.

Silent1

Original Poster:

19,761 posts

255 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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Does no-one else care?

DrTre

12,957 posts

252 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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Silent1 said:
Does no-one else care?
I think you and I care enough to make up for the apathy of PH over such an important matter. (ETA, I'm not being sarky, it's the weirdest ad I've seen in ages)

I feel a protest is in order.

A dirty protest.

Want to join me?

Edited by DrTre on Wednesday 29th April 15:23

carmadgaz

3,204 posts

203 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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I think his mum should of rung Paul's mum and told her not to open the door. When the little st sts himself he will learn a valuble lesson evil

MitchT

17,054 posts

229 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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The cretin who made that avert should be transported up the OXO Tower via conveyor belt, then dropped off the top, then run over with a remapped 335d and finally their splattered remains nuked from orbit.

thumbup

Mike400

1,026 posts

251 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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To be fair though, Paul's house must be some sort of stting mecca

Hang on a minute - isnt Gary Glitter's real name Paul?

This advert has become a whole lot more sinister now...

Silent1

Original Poster:

19,761 posts

255 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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I reckon this thread will snowball now, in a sort of brown smelly stick fecal snow ball.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

269 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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you must be so proud

hehe

stuttgartmetal

8,113 posts

236 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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Silent1 said:
Double fk i've mis-spelt the title.

Tits.
how dare youy say fk

Mike400

1,026 posts

251 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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Silent1 said:
I reckon this thread will snowball now, in a sort of brown smelly stick fecal snow ball.
Just be careful, st sticks, and I really wouldnt be caught stting on my own doorstep

any other st/stting related sayings?

308mate

13,758 posts

242 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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Silent1 said:
I reckon this thread will snowball now, in a sort of brown smelly stick fecal snow ball.
It might have done, had it not been for this:

Mr clownshoes said:
The cretin who made that avert should be transported up the OXO Tower via conveyor belt, then dropped off the top, then run over with a remapped 335d and finally their splattered remains nuked from orbit.
...which has killed it completely.

Just let it go.

stuttgartmetal

8,113 posts

236 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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Mike400 said:
Hang on a minute - isnt Gary Glitter's real name Paul?
ha ha.
too gad to be true

Sheets Tabuer

20,684 posts

235 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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To be fair he really didn't get over the trauma or having a poo in his own house


DrTre

12,957 posts

252 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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In all seriousness, if we want to get this ad off our tv screens we need to get our act together so I suggest we all pull up a stool and have a sitdown session. Anyone second that motion?

308mate

13,758 posts

242 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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No question, the ad should be panned but Im not flush enough to start any formal action.

With the backlash on here, Id say cracks are already appearing in their campaign. They need to wipe the slate clean and start again.