Essential man kit

[Mike400]

Opened a thread on torches, and some of the replies made me realise a proper torch is an item of real man-kit.

What other items are essential man kit?

I reckon for starters

Watch

Knife

Torch

Proper Razor

[Ganglandboss]

Lucky blue coat.

[AndyBe]

Double barrel shotgun.

[Dupont666]

Zippo

GPS.... would say compass, but they are so 20th century :P

[rhinochopig]

Rubber hood with zips for mouth and eyes.

Chainsaw

[Matt_N]

Tape measure

[XMES RUS]

Mike400 said:

Opened a thread on torches, and some of the replies made me realise a proper torch is an item of real man-kit.

What other items are essential man kit?

I reckon for starters

Watch

Knife

Torch

Proper Razor

essential gay kit more like,

No razor use the knife to shave, no torch either a real man shaves in the dark, also no need for a watch as the bird bobbling up and down on you will always leave in the morning when the cab arrives.

[Galileo]

GAFFA TAPE

[Mike400]

XMES RUS said:

Mike400 said:

Opened a thread on torches, and some of the replies made me realise a proper torch is an item of real man-kit.

What other items are essential man kit?

I reckon for starters

Watch

Knife

Torch

Proper Razor

essential gay kit more like,

No razor use the knife to shave, no torch either a real man shaves in the dark, also no need for a watch as the bird bobbling up and down on you will always leave in the morning when the cab arrives.

Although im guessing you wont be pulling too many lassies after shaving in the dark with a knife.....

[andy400]

Mike400 said:

Watch

Knife

Torch

Proper Razor

+ The ability to use them all correctly, to their full potential.


And no GPS. Real men can navigate.

[adam85]

Xno' of 330ml Bottles of Heineken

[jmorgan]

I like torches that take a hammering and work when its cats and dogs. I actually use them out doors when it is nasty weather. That is why I buy good ones, not cos its a man thing or says Maglite. It just happens that Maglits make good torches.

Second no GPS comment. GPS is saying you cannot navigate with a watch and have no sense of direction and really cannot read a map.......

[escargot]

Balaclava
Cosh
Rubber gloves
Condoms

[andy400]

escargot said:

Balaclava
Cosh
Rubber gloves
Condoms

[Sixpackpert]

Leatherman
Beer
Hooker

[mat13]

a lawnmower and a shed to put it in

tools and the ability to use them

[dibbers006]

Ganglandboss said:

Lucky blue coat

[NDA]

rhinochopig said:

Rubber hood with zips for mouth and eyes.

Chainsaw

You're arousing me.

[Kylie]

Pocket pu55y








sorry

[Wedgepilot]

Angle grinder


this is a car forum after all...