Oh no you haven't.......
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Stupid arse blasting f
king wking piece of . 
I think you can guess what's just happened...
fking ing piss stain of an excuse for "premium gaming".
Bill fking Gates - are you listening?
I am going to find you.
And I am going to rip your splien out.
But before I kill you I will give you this oppertunity to inform the useless, inbred, uneducated, window licking arse bandits that happy slap each other before sellotaping these pieces of st together that they are doing nothing more than stealing the very oxygen we breath. After you've told them this, I suggest you send them all to a big stadium where they will await the wrath of my nuke.
Once i've found you, I am going to come to your doorstep, st in your plantpot and then shoot you in the back of the head.
Repeatedly.
I hate you, and your stupid Xbox. I threw a brick at it. You are about as welcome on this planet as a fart in a fking spacesuit - you cock sucking, wkface bd.
This will be the third fking time it has been packed up and sent to off the oomoa loompas in Frankfk, or wherever the hell it is you send it these days.
I fking hate Germany. This fiasco only adds insult to injury, as on Tuesday my wife decided the m3 would look better without a front bumper when she drove it up a "hill" that is so seveire even the fking sheep are scared of it. Hell, it's not a hill.
It's a fking cliff.
I look forward to my phonecall with Mr. Ahrieck Alphyadiagyo tomorrow.
Heads are gonna roll, I tell thee...
king wking piece of . I think you can guess what's just happened...
f
king ing piss stain of an excuse for "premium gaming".Bill f
king Gates - are you listening?I am going to find you.
And I am going to rip your splien out.
But before I kill you I will give you this oppertunity to inform the useless, inbred, uneducated, window licking arse bandits that happy slap each other before sellotaping these pieces of s
t together that they are doing nothing more than stealing the very oxygen we breath. After you've told them this, I suggest you send them all to a big stadium where they will await the wrath of my nuke. Once i've found you, I am going to come to your doorstep, s
t in your plantpot and then shoot you in the back of the head.Repeatedly.
I hate you, and your stupid Xbox. I threw a brick at it. You are about as welcome on this planet as a fart in a f
king spacesuit - you cock sucking, wkface bd.This will be the third f
king time it has been packed up and sent to off the oomoa loompas in Frankfk, or wherever the hell it is you send it these days. I f
king hate Germany. This fiasco only adds insult to injury, as on Tuesday my wife decided the m3 would look better without a front bumper when she drove it up a "hill" that is so seveire even the fking sheep are scared of it. Hell, it's not a hill.It's a f
king cliff.I look forward to my phonecall with Mr. Ahrieck Alphyadiagyo tomorrow.
Heads are gonna roll, I tell thee...
Edited by ih8thisname on Thursday 30th April 23:19
ih8thisname said:
Oh yes.
And he is going to get his very own RROD when I lodge a cuctus in his rectum.
Or you could ask Ian apparently he likes a bit of man love, if you ask me he is just a gaylord. And he is going to get his very own RROD when I lodge a cuctus in his rectum.
I agree with everything above, Nick you are a good man and tell it like it is but you missed the fact the Gates is a short arse donkey cum drinking faggot!
Oh nearly forgot Luke has offered to pay for half of your daughters mobile bill and has promised that next month he will not be texting her as much!
All joking and ranting aside if this is the 3rd failure due to RROD I would suggest rather than contacting the normal customer services you ring MS HQ and ask to speak to either the UK or European CEO.
Calmly (I know its difficult) express your disappointment that despite supporting the Xbox product and being an active paid member of XBlive, since the release of the 360, that after your 3rd failure you are seriously questioning your choice of brand.......lay it on really thick on the fact you love the product, games, community etc, but after this failure (in the middle of a championship race on Forza) you are seriously considering alternative platforms.
As I say make sure you communicate this to the CEO, its worth a shot and you never know what may wing its way to you (nice new elite)
Calmly (I know its difficult) express your disappointment that despite supporting the Xbox product and being an active paid member of XBlive, since the release of the 360, that after your 3rd failure you are seriously questioning your choice of brand.......lay it on really thick on the fact you love the product, games, community etc, but after this failure (in the middle of a championship race on Forza) you are seriously considering alternative platforms.
As I say make sure you communicate this to the CEO, its worth a shot and you never know what may wing its way to you (nice new elite)
LukeBird said:
R360 said:
r half of your daughters mobile bill and has promised that next month he will not be texting her as much!
You son of a b
h! 
Unlucky Nick!
Out of interest, how did the brick-throwing at Xbox bit go, with regard to solving the RROD?
d....It wasn't supposed to fix the RROD, was it?
ih8thisname said:
LukeBird said:
R360 said:
r half of your daughters mobile bill and has promised that next month he will not be texting her as much!
You son of a b
h! Unlucky Nick!
Out of interest, how did the brick-throwing at Xbox bit go, with regard to solving the RROD?
d....It wasn't supposed to fix the RROD, was it?
Thanks!
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