Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

[catso]

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - a fear of long words......

[Simpo Two]

Which is ironic as you'll be terrified of your diagnosis as well...

[Chuffer]

I was expecting it to be an irrational fear of fat chav women who feed their young children on junk food.

Obviously not...

[Brink]

Chuffer said:

I was expecting it to be an irrational fear of fat chav women who feed their young children on junk food.

Obviously not...

That'll be 'ippopotomonsterchavishdaliophobia... maybe.

[valve bounce66]

could this topic be caused by stellapotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

[skylinecrazy]

Caligynephobia: Fear of beautiful women.
Coitophobia: Fear of sexual intercourse.
Gallophobia8: Fear of France or the French.
Papaphobia: Fear of the Pope.
Pentheraphobia: Fear of mother-in-law.
Politicophobia: Fear of politicians.
Urophobia: Fear of urine.

[Chuffer]

skylinecrazy said:

Urophobia: Fear of urine.

Are you talking about peeing here, or being pee'd upon? How can a human be scared of urine?

If it's peeing then I'd rather be scared than have to have a tube inserted and do it into a bag!

[Vixpy1]

So ...


Cock, you like?

[skylinecrazy]

Vixpy1 said:

So ...


Cock, you like?

Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect.

[moleamol]

skylinecrazy said:

Caligynephobia: Fear of beautiful women.
Coitophobia: Fear of sexual intercourse.
Gallophobia8: Fear of France or the French.
Papaphobia: Fear of the Pope.
Pentheraphobia: Fear of mother-in-law.
Politicophobia: Fear of politicians.
Urophobia: Fear of urine.

Is this what you have one your internet dating profile?

[Mobile Chicane]

Vixpy1 said:

So ...


Cock, you like?

Has Nurse forgotten to give you your bromide this evening? 'Cock, you like?' seems to be a recurrent theme on a number of threads...

[Chuffer]

Mobile Chicane said:

Vixpy1 said:

So ...


Cock, you like?

Has Nurse forgotten to give you your bromide this evening? 'Cock, you like?' seems to be a recurrent theme on a number of threads...

I think he's maybe just touting for business!

[HappyGoLucky]

skylinecrazy said:

Papaphobia: Fear of the Elder Smurf.

Sorry, first thing I thought of!

[TheEnd]

The majority of these crazy phobias don't exist, just someone has formed the word to name them.
The names are just 2 greek/latin words saying xxxxx fear, so feel free to add your own.
Petrophobia - fear of rocks
Papiophobia - fear of baboons
Dactylophobia - fear of fingers
etc..

[skylinecrazy]

moleamol said:

skylinecrazy said:

Caligynephobia: Fear of beautiful women.
Coitophobia: Fear of sexual intercourse.
Gallophobia8: Fear of France or the French.
Papaphobia: Fear of the Pope.
Pentheraphobia: Fear of mother-in-law.
Politicophobia: Fear of politicians.
Urophobia: Fear of urine.

Is this what you have one your internet dating profile?

Yes.

[Mexico.]

Gallophobia ;)

[Simpo Two]

Chuffer said:

I was expecting it to be an irrational fear of fat chav women who feed their young children on junk food.

That's a Gothopotamus: