inventive insults ph style

[Urban_Ninja]

I've seen quite a few good inventive insults on ph, usually in rants.

But one thing I've never known, is what is a gammon slipper.

I'm sure its not some cured pork based footwear, so what is it.

What are the most inventive ph insults that have stuck with you?

[TheEnd]

"Get off me, you jack of clubs!" from the mighty boosh took me by suprise

[turbobloke]

Urban_Ninja said:

I've seen quite a few good inventive insults on ph, usually in rants.

But one thing I've never known, is what is a gammon slipper.

I'm sure its not some cured pork based footwear, so what is it.

Gammon Slipper: "an economical and traditional joint"

[Pesty]

Sounds like a euphemism for a womans front bottom to me.

[Glassman]

Gammon Slipper

This small, lean, triangular joint taken from the inside of the leg is an economical and traditional joint for boiling.

Germaine Greer's favourite four-letter word, me thinks.