recession

[rolex]

Anyone noticed since swine flu FT gone up?

[Colonial]

That's because the media aren't concentrating on telling everyone they are going to die off starvation. Of course people are going to feel better about things with those lieing manipulators out of the picture.

[Nobody You Know]

Since the credit crunch and swine flu, global warming has fallen to 3rd on the media scare list...

Current Top 5

1) Swine Flu - we're all gonna die!
2) The credit crunch - The world financila system is going to end!
3) Global warming - The world is going to kill us all!
4) Somalian Pirates - We're all gonna be raped and pillaged!
5) Terrorist!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drivin_me_nuts]

Nobody You Know said:

Since the credit crunch and swine flu, global warming has fallen to 3rd on the media scare list...

Current Top 5

1) Swine Flu - we're all gonna die!
2) The credit crunch - The world financila system is going to end!
3) Global warming - The world is going to kill us all!
4) Somalian Pirates - We're all gonna be raped and pillaged!
5) Terrorist!!!!!!!!!!!!

so basically what wew need to be on the lookout for is a loudly farting seafaring efnik pig with the sniffles carrying a Kalashnikov wanting to steal all my money.

[Craigyp79]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Nobody You Know said:

Since the credit crunch and swine flu, global warming has fallen to 3rd on the media scare list...

Current Top 5

1) Swine Flu - we're all gonna die!
2) The credit crunch - The world financila system is going to end!
3) Global warming - The world is going to kill us all!
4) Somalian Pirates - We're all gonna be raped and pillaged!
5) Terrorist!!!!!!!!!!!!

so basically what wew need to be on the lookout for is a loudly farting seafaring efnik pig with the sniffles carrying a Kalashnikov wanting to steal all my money.

Then, don't whatever you do, go to Dover!

[maser_spyder]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Nobody You Know said:

Since the credit crunch and swine flu, global warming has fallen to 3rd on the media scare list...

Current Top 5

1) Swine Flu - we're all gonna die!
2) The credit crunch - The world financila system is going to end!
3) Global warming - The world is going to kill us all!
4) Somalian Pirates - We're all gonna be raped and pillaged!
5) Terrorist!!!!!!!!!!!!

so basically what wew need to be on the lookout for is a loudly farting seafaring efnik pig with the sniffles carrying a Kalashnikov wanting to steal all my money.

Sounds like the entire population of Portsmouth?

[sevros1981]

[quote=Nobody You Know]Since the credit crunch and swine flu, global warming has fallen to 3rd on the media scare list...

Current Top 5

1) Swine Flu - we're all gonna die!
2) The credit crunch - The world financila system is going to end!
3) Global warming - The world is going to kill us all!
4) Somalian Pirates - We're all gonna be raped and pillaged!
5) Jade Goody back from grave for final interview and pictures[quote]

EFA

Edited by sevros1981 on Monday 4th May 18:42

[Simpo Two]

Meteorites have been pushed off the list!

[northwest monkey]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Nobody You Know said:

Since the credit crunch and swine flu, global warming has fallen to 3rd on the media scare list...

Current Top 5

1) Swine Flu - we're all gonna die!
2) The credit crunch - The world financila system is going to end!
3) Global warming - The world is going to kill us all!
4) Somalian Pirates - We're all gonna be raped and pillaged!
5) Terrorist!!!!!!!!!!!!

so basically what wew need to be on the lookout for is a loudly farting seafaring efnik pig with the sniffles carrying a Kalashnikov wanting to steal all my money.

Wearing a poncho, obviously