Not too happy!

[The Riddler]

Ok where should i start?!

After working all night last night i decided to make an omlette with the fkin eggs i bought last week. Unfortunatly some fat fk thought they had more right to them than the person who bought them, but fk it, tired anyway. So i shall try to sleep.

Go upto my bedroom, all i can hear is stty muffled talking, fkin drills and bd hammers on the tracing paper thin wall adjoining my bedroom from next door. This has been going on for nearly ing 3 weeks now, its not even as if i can do anything, as the last time i paid them a visit i had the police paying me a fkin visit the next day. The stupid wk eared fk monkeys who've bought it arrive every morning at 7am, start at 7:30 and leave around 2pm. Leaving me with little chance to get a decent sleep or do anything even slightly constructive.

Not a problem again, as i'm not working tonight or tomorrow, so can catch up on sleep then, or so i bding thought. It turns out the rota has been fiddled with. so i have to work to-fkin-night too. I had fkin plans for tonight too you fkin boss type fk leg o's! After 2nights off in 2and a half week you'd think some work shy day shift homo might want the extra money and let me have a well needed night off. Obviously not.

Now i understand this is a st rant. I'm tired, hungry, have far better things to be doing but i cant do any of them!

[eccles]

And now it's started raining!

[JJCW]

5/10
I didn't really get the point of the rant, i mean, i could see you were unhappy but the content just wasn't there. Maybe too much swearing made it harder to read?

[The Riddler]

eccles said:

And now it's started raining!

Trust me, thats the last thing on my mind right now!

[Justayellowbadge]

Should have paid fking attention in fking school and then you wouldn't have a st fking job that has a fking rota and you'd be able to afford to live somewhere not fking st.

Hope that fking helps.

[Pyro]

I used to have problems with neighbours banging on my wall late at night up until 3AM!

I could barely hear myself drill!

[southendpier]

You know Batman has problems sleeping too. What were you going to have in your omlette? I find plain ones a tad...plain.

[Neil_H]

Sorry, are you trying to find out who ate your eggs?

[drivin_me_nuts]

Neil_H said:

Sorry, are you trying to find out who ate your eggs?

it's like asking who ate all the pies, but the smartprice version

[HRG]

Justayellowbadge said:

Should have paid fking attention in fking school and then you wouldn't have a st fking job that has a fking rota and you'd be able to afford to live somewhere not fking st.

Hope that fking helps.

Never mind the job rota, someone has access to his fridge!

[The Riddler]

I did pay bd attention in school, but the fkin recesion cost me my decent none rota's job. This is the best i can do for now!

I wanted cheese and tomato on my omlette, thanks for your concern.

I know exactly who ate my bd eggs. Its just proving it.

[CommanderJameson]

the ing thing, and I said you . Then the fat said and I was like , the . Well, , you may think. But it isn't all about and .

What?

Too much may obscure my meaning?

Whatever do you ing ?

[Kaelic]

The Riddler said:

I did pay bd attention in school, but the fkin recesion cost me my decent none rota's job. This is the best i can do for now!

I wanted cheese and tomato on my omlette, thanks for your concern.

I know exactly who ate my bd eggs. Its just proving it.

Kill them and open up their stomach and you will have your evidence there..... but you may have bigger problems if you follow this course of action.

[HRG]

I've got half a dozen lovely free range eggs here, I just can't make up my mind what to do with them.

[drivin_me_nuts]

Kaelic said:

The Riddler said:

I did pay bd attention in school, but the fkin recesion cost me my decent none rota's job. This is the best i can do for now!

I wanted cheese and tomato on my omlette, thanks for your concern.

I know exactly who ate my bd eggs. Its just proving it.

Kill them and open up their stomach and you will have your evidence there..... but you may have bigger problems if you follow this course of action.

Exactly.

What to do with the kidneys?

Never the tastiest of dishes. liver? now that's delicious. But kidneys? Vile

[dmitsi]

Same here, more eggs than I know what to do with. The farmer drops off three or four most days. fking fk in the fking st bread wker without ing salt or fking pepper.

[Jgtv]

Kaelic said:

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Kill them and open up their stomach and you will have your evidence there..... but you may have bigger problems if you follow this course of action.

But at least then his neighbors antics wont keep him up.