Stirling Moss caption comp

[Simpo Two]

'Who put this seat in the wrong way round?'

[beano500]

Sorry, Guv' - Alf's done the old superglue trick on me again. Would you mind awfully putting the handbrake back on?

[stifler]

Knowing Stirling's reputation.

"Crumpet, front row, third left."

[pinchmeimdreamin]

"sod the rules is this the best you can do for £40million"

[zr1 368]

So you see stirling i know f**k all about tyres they let me out to play today.

[GTIR]

"Fancy a bum"

[Cotty]

Simpo Two said:

"Those tires are matched perfect and staggered special.
If you go to the outside, you CAN hold it".

[Ayahuasca]

"Well it could be a small puncture but it seems to stop when I put my finger on it."

Edited by Ayahuasca on Tuesday 12th May 21:34

[Jasandjules]

Stirling Moss regrets driving for an Irish Team......

[Eric Mc]

Jasandjules said:

Stirling Moss regrets driving for an Irish Team......

Unfair.

The cars were actually from Surbiton.

"My dad made me sell my radio to fund this, you know. I want my radio back".

[Muze ST]

I keep telling you, its the tires not me that crashes these things

[chevronb37]

"Don't reckon much to this budget cap, old chap..."

[Simpo Two]

'The great thing about this car is that the pedals connect direct to the front axle.'

[mybrainhurts]

You'll have to find more sponsors than Heinz...

[DrTre]

Sporting Hawking.

[HiRich]

Eric Mc said:

The cars were actually from Surbiton.

By Victoria Station, SW1 actually. But after 58 years (tomorrow, to the day), I'll let you off.

[tricky69]

Cotty said:

Simpo Two said:

"Those tires are matched perfect and staggered special.
If you go to the outside, you CAN hold it".

hahahhaha perfect !

[4hero]

She's beautiful in red, isn't she.

[Burnham]

Ayahuasca said:

"Well it could be a small puncture but it seems to stop when I put my finger on it."

Winner!

[Eric Mc]

HiRich said:

Eric Mc said:

The cars were actually from Surbiton.

By Victoria Station, SW1 actually. But after 58 years (tomorrow, to the day), I'll let you off.

So it isn't a Cooper. Is it a Kieft?