SyncTXT - delivered with Psyleron REG-1 technology

[pacey_sot]

just.... lol

http://www.synctxt.com/

Site said:

1. Research shows your subconscious mind can influence quantum-scale physical events, even at a distance.
2. SyncTXT uses Psyleron REG-1 devices to measure these events, searching for patterns indicating the influence of consciousness. When a pattern is detected, the system sends a personalized text message to your mobile phone.
3. Due to the influence of your consciousness, text messages are more likely to arrive at personally meaningful times.

I just love the user stories on the lefthand side oh my god... seriously?

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edit: oh my god it's sentient... kill it now...

User story from site said:

Developer Note
"As a software developer for the technology behind SyncTXT, I had a lot of play time with the system during production. I remember one of the first messages I used with it was 'I know you're thinking about me!' Sometimes I'd find myself daydreaming about what to do next with SyncTXT, only to be interrupted by that very text message. That message seemed particularly relevant to me, probably because I was so engrossed in SyncTXT at the time. I'd have to say I got highly coincidental instances of 'I know you're thinking about me!' about half a dozen times before I changed it."

Edited by pacey_sot on Wednesday 13th May 01:43

[wiffmaster]

Oh. My. God.

Run for your lives, SkyNet is here!

[The Riddler]

I dont understand?

Its just a reminder service by SMS? You set it up, and it texts you?

Or is it only available by telepathy?

[Ledaig]

The Riddler said:

I dont understand?

Its just a reminder service by SMS? You set it up, and it texts you?

Or is it only available by telepathy?

Not quite, it sends you random messages at random times. The 'selling point' for the gullible is that they will coincidentally have a valid meaning for you at the time they arrive.

[The Riddler]

Ledaig said:

The Riddler said:

I dont understand?

Its just a reminder service by SMS? You set it up, and it texts you?

Or is it only available by telepathy?

Not quite, it sends you random messages at random times. The 'selling point' for the gullible is that they will coincidentally have a valid meaning for you at the time they arrive.

To use such a service, your life must not have any meaning. Ironic i suppose.

[pacey_sot]

Site said:

1. Research shows your subconscious mind can influence quantum-scale physical events, even at a distance.
2. SyncTXT uses Psyleron REG-1 devices to measure these events, searching for patterns indicating the influence of consciousness. When a pattern is detected, the system sends a personalized text message to your mobile phone.
3. Due to the influence of your consciousness, text messages are more likely to arrive at personally meaningful times.

It was that that made me giggle

But then my mind is always influencing quantum-scale physical events of course, I wonder if their system is detecting my quantum patterns.... lol