What is it with fat people and......

[allegro]

small underpowered cars like the Nissan Micra or Daihatsu Move?

I can only conclude they buy them so they can steer with their gut whilst tucking into their 3rd bargain bucket of the day!
Any other ideas folks?

[beanbag]

In with the lock.....have the school summer holidays already started?

[missdiane]

What's wrong with Micra?
They are not underpowered, they do at least 50 mph on the M1

[skylinecrazy]

allegro said:

small underpowered cars like the Nissan Micra or Daihatsu Move?

Isn't that normally old people?

I don't see many fat people in Micras..

Actually, why am i contributing to this thread.

[skylinecrazy]

missdiane said:

What's wrong with Micra?

[missdiane]

Red Micra are the bees knees, and you all know it.

[Funk]

It's amazing, you NEVER see a fat person in any other car. Sacré bleu!

[skylinecrazy]

missdiane said:

Red Micra are the bees knees, and you all know it.

Quicker than them Elises.

[SoapyShowerBoy]

I'd take this one!

[Amy-Lea]

To be fair I don't see many fat people in micra's.

[becksW]

skylinecrazy said:

allegro said:

small underpowered cars like the Nissan Micra or Daihatsu Move?

Isn't that normally old people?

I don't see many fat people in Micras..

Actually, why am i contributing to this thread.

No, old people buy cars with 2litre+ turbo engines because they can afford too then drive them around at 30mph in 50-60 zones even though they could easily go faster.

[Hairspray]

Actually, I do normally see fat people in small cars, and it is usually rather funny. As long as I don't have to be in there with them, or stuck behind them, why should I care?

[Nurburgsingh]

They're cheap cars.. which means more money for pies.

[skylinecrazy]

Two fat people in a smart car would be amusing..

I mean really, really fat people...

Edited by skylinecrazy on Thursday 14th May 21:47

[Funk]

Hairspray said:

Actually, I do normally see fat people in small cars, and it is usually rather funny. As long as I don't have to be in there with them, or stuck behind them, why should I care?

I concur, I've never seen a thin person in a small car.

God, it must be horrid to be subjected to unsubstantiated stereotypes.

[OllieWinchester]

What is it with fat people and.... walking funny? Really fat people do a funny waddle instead.

[mybrainhurts]

......Micra? fook off, sunshine

[Monochrome]

^ What If it had mock tudor beams installed on bodywork.

[mybrainhurts]

Nah, he'd look stupid....

[Mr Dave]

I once saw what can only be described as a "fat man in a small car".

Looking from the front he filled more than 50% of the front of the car.

Kind of like Mr.Incredible. I laughed for literally some minutes.

Anyway not to digress, what is it with fat people that come into the shop im working in and buy the worst food for their fat kids? That is why they have fat kids. And they smell. Usually very rude too, as if they cannot be civil to you in their rush to buy more Mars bars and crisps.