May be a re-post but..
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One evening Mr 13th and I finished a rather nice dinner and the waitress offered us the dinner for free if I would give her my autograph!
I was astounded and couldn't think what to say so did my open / shut mouth goldfish display, the Manager rushed over apologised for my privacy being invaded and insisted that the meal was on him and he hoped to see us soon...................
No idea who the hell they thought I was
but never went back there again! 
I was astounded and couldn't think what to say so did my open / shut mouth goldfish display, the Manager rushed over apologised for my privacy being invaded and insisted that the meal was on him and he hoped to see us soon...................
No idea who the hell they thought I was
but never went back there again! 
I've had Carmel McQueen from Hollyoaks (Gemma Merna) I think it's my nose and cheesy smile though.
When I was younger I always got Tina O'Brien from Corination Street.
And also when out drinking I get compared to any blonde celebrity that they can think of, I got told a picture of mine looked like Raven Simone (black disney actress & the lil'un out of The Cosby Show) Erm yeah maybe if it was in braile!.
Some people need there heads testing.
When I was younger I always got Tina O'Brien from Corination Street.
And also when out drinking I get compared to any blonde celebrity that they can think of, I got told a picture of mine looked like Raven Simone (black disney actress & the lil'un out of The Cosby Show) Erm yeah maybe if it was in braile!.
Some people need there heads testing.
Mike Smith of Dave Clark Five fame, though he had* a longer chin than me. 
Once, when hair was long (and I mean long) and sitting upon motor bike, a screaming group of schoolgirls asked for my autograph. God knows whom they thought I might be, so, scribbled unintelligible scrawl across backs of schoolbooks with the hope it would make sense to them.

Once, when hair was long (and I mean long) and sitting upon motor bike, a screaming group of schoolgirls asked for my autograph. God knows whom they thought I might be, so, scribbled unintelligible scrawl across backs of schoolbooks with the hope it would make sense to them.

- Unfortunately died early last year.

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