Balls to Alton Towers, I'm off to China
Balls to Alton Towers, I'm off to China
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bigandclever

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14,337 posts

267 months

Saturday 16th May 2009
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LoveLand to be precise. Might go to Korea too. Be different from the array of s, pricks, aholes and wkers that go to theme parks in the UK.

Ooh, 3 from 4 for the swear filter.

Auntie said:
China is building what is billed as its first sex theme park, aimed at improving both the sex education and the sex life of its visitors.

Due to open in Chongqing in October, Love Land will include displays of giant genitalia, naked bodies and an exhibition on the history of sex.

The park will also offer sex technique workshops and safe-sex methods.

Among the attractions is a giant rotating statue of the lower part of a nearly naked woman.

"Sex is a taboo subject in China but people really need to have more access to information about it," the park's manager, Lu Xiaoqing told the China Daily state newspaper.

"We are building the park for the good of the public. I have found that the majority of people support my idea, but I have to pay attention and not make the park look vulgar and nasty."

He was inspired to build the park after a visit to South Korea's popular sex theme park in Jeju.

Lil' Joe

1,548 posts

215 months

Saturday 16th May 2009
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rofl

Hairspray

6,225 posts

236 months

Saturday 16th May 2009
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hehe

Steamer

14,173 posts

242 months

Saturday 16th May 2009
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Guided tours available - please contact Su Kingcoq and Mr Woo Juscum
getmecoat


SkinnyBoy

4,635 posts

287 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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I reckon the back door has to be smashed in to enter the park!

pokethepope

2,667 posts

217 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Full size Oxo tower replica??

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

227 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Sounded like a great idea until they stated they wouldn't be making it vulgar and nasty.

davido140

9,614 posts

255 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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http://www.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&...

The one in korea doesnt look to impressive...

HD Adam

5,155 posts

213 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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I hope they have a Goatse Ride


robinhood21

31,111 posts

261 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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I guess one will be going suitably attired.


hehe

davido140

9,614 posts

255 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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robinhood21 said:
I guess one will be going suitably attired.


hehe
I can see this photo replacing the one of the lib dems....

stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

239 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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HD Adam said:
I hope they have a Goatse Ride

fantastic, inspired biggrinhehe

Edited by stigmundfreud on Sunday 17th May 13:03

Mexico.

1,254 posts

216 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Adam please tell me that picture is a photoshop irked

Spiritual_Beggar

4,833 posts

223 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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robinhood21 said:
I guess one will be going suitably attired.


hehe
W
T
F
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davido140

9,614 posts

255 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Mexico. said:
Adam please tell me that picture is a photoshop irked
I dont think it is you know, looks like obelix is supposed to be carrying a menhir...

like this..


robinhood21

31,111 posts

261 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Spiritual_Beggar said:
W
T
F
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Mind boggling isn't it. There's a thread on it Here doesn't explain it though!

HD Adam

5,155 posts

213 months

Sunday 17th May 2009
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Mexico. said:
Adam please tell me that picture is a photoshop irked
I'm afraid it's not.

Quickly children, into the Goatse hurl

tempus

674 posts

230 months

Monday 18th May 2009
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They must have heard you were planning to visit,so they`ve bulldozed it before you could get there.Tempus smile

Puggit

49,789 posts

277 months

Monday 18th May 2009
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tempus said:
They must have heard you were planning to visit,so they`ve bulldozed it before you could get there.Tempus smile
Yup, it's gone: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8054...

Not at all surprised!