Women

[Vixpy1]

Just told the other half she was gorgeous

She said 'Your drunk'

Can't win

[jimothy]

Your drunk what?

[Amy-Lea]

Haha I do that.

Him: 'Look lovely bab'

Me: 'What's the matter with it'

[shouldbworking]

"You're really nice, why dont you have a girlfriend"

Said "I dunno"

Thought "YOU TELL ME IVE BEEN THE SAME PERSON FOR THE LAST xx YEARS"

SWT.

[ali_kat]

Vixpy1 said:

Just told the other half she was gorgeous

She said 'Your drunk'

Can't win

To be fair tho, you probably are, so T is just stating fact ('cause she is) for fact

[Nobody You Know]

Why do many women say that 'Sense of Humour' is the most important quality in a man? This is a complete and utter lie.

An ex once said to me:

"Do you like my new jacket"

Me: "Yes looks great on you"

Her: "What about the one I bought last week"

Me" "That one's even better, looks gorgeous on you"

Her " So you hate this one then, why are you always horrible about what I'm wearing"

Can't win???????????????????????????

[tonyvid]

Vixpy1 said:

Just told the other half she was gorgeous

She said 'Your drunk'

Can't win

Said at 11pm...she was probably right!

[srebbe64]

Whenever I say 'you look great babe' or some such, my missus either says 'what do you want?' or 'what have you done?' But it's always a genuine compliment!

[Mobile Chicane]

Maybe you need to follow "You look gorgeous, babe" with "What are you doing with a washed-up has-been / no-mark like me?"

Cue refutal, cuddles and lovin'

[Vixpy1]

she fallen asleep on my shouldr, so cutre when thy do thar

[skylinecrazy]

Vixpy1 said:

she fallen asleep on my shouldr, so cutre when thy do thar

[ShadownINja]

Vixpy1 said:

she fallen asleep on my shouldr, so cutre when thy do thar

Careful. She'll read it in the morning and shout at you, "ARE YOU SAYING MY HEAD IS TOO FAT????"

Bliss and perfect harmony come when you are able to anticipate their negative reaction to the most amazing compliments. Then you can remain calm and not go defensive as you dig a deeper hole.

Edited by ShadownINja on Sunday 17th May 00:33

[Hammer67]

I bought Mrs H67 some flowers once ~ would`ve got less grief if I`d shagged her sister.

[elster]

Whatever you say will be taken the wrong way!

[blod]

Vixpy1 said:

she fallen asleep on my shouldr, so cutre when thy do thar

That'll be the Rohypnol kicking in then?

[drivin_me_nuts]

blod said:

Vixpy1 said:

she fallen asleep on my shouldr, so cutre when thy do thar

That'll be the Rohypnol kicking in then?

Is he talking about stroking a pussy? When they fall asleep on your shoulder it's normally because you're not doing it right

[srebbe64]

ShadownINja said:

Vixpy1 said:

she fallen asleep on my shouldr, so cutre when thy do thar

Careful. She'll read it in the morning and shout at you, "ARE YOU SAYING MY HEAD IS TOO FAT????"

Bliss and perfect harmony come when you are able to anticipate their negative reaction to the most amazing compliments. Then you can remain calm and not go defensive as you dig a deeper hole.

Edited by ShadownINja on Sunday 17th May 00:33

Indeed - so you are drunk! So she was right! :-)