Anyone want a free night in a Heathrow hotel?

[AB]

I have a night booked here for tomorrow night...

http://www.radissonedwardian.co.uk/heathrow.html

In particular you might be interested in using the gym/spa whatever.

I don't need it anymore and it is non-refundable. They can feck off if they think I am cancelling it so would rather give it away.

Donations welcome in the way of alcohol or anything in fact, who cares.

Whoever gives me the best reason in this thread for wanting/needing the hotel by 10pm tonight, can have it.

[mybrainhurts]

Did you book any special services..?

[AB]

They will be coming with me to the new hotel...

[mybrainhurts]

AB said:

They will be coming with me to the new hotel...

You stole sandwiches...?

[AB]

thegavster said:

I'll film a porno in it.

We have a leader...

This ia serious thread by the way - someone must just fancy going away for the night.

[AB]

Well you can have it, if you really want it?

Although its not 10pm yet and if someone came along offering to film a porno with 2 or more females then they will pip you at the post?

[stuart-b]

AB... sounds good, but having to get back from Heathrow for work tomorrow morning will be a mission.

Thanks for the offer...

[shakotan]

Is parking inclusive?

[Glocko]

I'm too far away and working Monday but would like to put a bid in for the sachets of Kenco.
I can arrange for a scantily clad female to boil the kettle (just off the boil of course) if that will help.

[AB]

18 minutes to go, anyone have a legitimate reason for it?

I'd like it to go to a student who would like to treat their OH? Isn't that nice of me.

Includes breakfast I think. Parking overnight too AFAIK.

Otherwise I lose it.

Alex

[AB]

Worst ever attempt at trying to give a free hotel room away with full english breakfast...

[ShadownINja]

It's not exactly in a great location.
"Darling, fancy a night away?"
"Ohhh, yes, please! Where are you taking me? London? Paris? Venice?"
"Heathrow... I got a free room off PH..."

[Funk]

It's not a bad hotel as it goes. I've stayed there a few times.

[gareth.e]

Ahhh bks..

If this was in 3 weeks time when I would have just finished exams and actually had a car.. I would bite your hand off!!!

edit: I would have taken pics and posted my fun times with a woman too!

Edited by gareth.e on Monday 18th May 01:39

[Amy-Lea]

Awh aren't you kind!

[gareth.e]

ShadownINja said:

It's not exactly in a great location.
"Darling, fancy a night away?"
"Ohhh, yes, please! Where are you taking me? London? Paris? Venice?"
"Heathrow... I got a free room off PH..."

It would go more like..

"Do you fancy a night away?"
"Ohh, Yes!!! Where are you taking me? london? Paris? Venice?"
"heathrow.."
"Ooooo! So are you going to tell me where we are flying when we get to the airport?"
"eerrrr"
"Do you think I will need more than one bikini?.. Is it going to be HOT?"
"I just booked a lovely hotel for us at heathrow..."
"....... Oh."

[AB]

Ungrateful bds.

[jammiedodger26]

I fall underneath the "student" regulations and would love to treat my other half...unfortunately I'm stuck down in Bournemouth doing exams, otherwise I would have been there like a shot!

Thanks for the offer!

[gareth.e]

AB said:

Ungrateful bds.

I hope youre not genuniely pissed.. I really would be biting your hand off at the chance if this was either a week ago or in a few weeks when I finsih uni and will have a carrrrrrrrr

I think we all appreciate the offer!

[shakotan]

I'll quite happily take the room off your hands, and PayPal you a few beer tokens in return?